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I do things every day for my birthday. I'm just not a party girl. — Kim Basinger

I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday," he says, "but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them. — Jay Asher

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. — A.A. Milne

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier ... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright

Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday — Deepika Padukone

My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. — David Ulevitch

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: "I wish no gifts, only presence. — Unknown

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. — Sarah Sutton

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

It does not seem a year Since last we sent to you Our wishes for your special day And all that you would do. — Janet Horne

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. — Eric Bristow

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday — Rob Jackson

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

I thought about it for awhile, hiding it from the rest of my mind. But I didn't ruin my birthday by secretly thinking about it too hard — Richard Brautigan

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Internet: What do you want for your birthday?
Virtual Cole: to stay young forever
Cole texted me:
Actually I want you — Maggie Stiefvater

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. — Nicolas Cage

I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine. — Ogden Nash

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. — Jesse Plemons

A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time. — Lew Wallace

I grew up with guns. For my 16th birthday, in fact, I received a .357 instead of a car. But there was nothing playful about them; they were tools. — Benjamin Percy

My mom really wanted me to be a musician so she gave me a guitar for my fifth birthday, but I didn't start playing till I was seven. — Yngwie Malmsteen

What do you most want for your birthday picnic, Admiral?" Taken by surprise, he answered honestly: "No casualties. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Hell, my parents forgot my birthday, yet threw a freaking party for the family Chihuahua. — Rachel Van Dyken

Everyone takes the picture of the kid with the birthday cake on his face," he said once. "Wait for the unexpected. That's the magic. — Corrine Jackson

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono

May the love in your heart overshadow any sorrows, and may you always know with a deep inner certainty, how loved you truly are. — Jodi Livon

We send these birthday wishes for your special day, one that brings a world of love and joy and happiness your way. — Susan Smith

The world is filled with folly and sin, And Love must cling, where it can, I say: For Beauty is easy enough to win; But one isn't loved every day — Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. — Kevin Smith

There is still no cure for the common birthday. — John Glenn

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy

Best wishes to you on your birthday
may the day be filled with happiness,
a day that's so special for you
and memories you will cherish. — Susan Smith

For my birthday, buy me a politician! — Ice Cube

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. — Lawrence Tierney

All theology is a kind of birthday
Each one who is born
Comes into the world as a question
For which old answers
Are not sufficient ... — Thomas Merton

I wished for Conrad on every birthday, every shooting star, every lost eyelash, every penny in a fountain was dedicated to the one I loved. — Jenny Han

It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. Would you write 'A Happy Birthday' on it for me? — A.A. Milne

With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years. — Thayer David

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! — Bill Cosby

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry. — Dolly Parton

Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Shade for a man
And shelter for animals,
Planted in your name,
May you be the same for those around you,
Every year the same. — Nancy J Cavanaugh

For Tim Burton's birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it! — Eva Green

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

We can work it out. Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend. — Paul McCartney

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. — Jeff Dunham

For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed. — Joe Dunthorne

Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world. — Ed Koch

Whatever you wish for yourself today I'm wishing it doubled - in the nicest way! Have a Happy, Happy Birthday — Margaret Jones

All I want for my birthday is a date with my muse Christina Aguilera Is that too much for a guy to ask for? — Ocean Crisstopher Poet

Hope your birthday, from morning to night is special for you, wonderful and bright. — Susan Smith

For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. — Chris Evans

For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story. — Gene Siskel

You are so very wonderful
and fill our lives with cheer,
today's a celebration
for a daughter-in-law so dear.
Happy Birthday — Susan Smith

I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! — Norman Rockwell

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. — Lewis Carroll

Birthdays were made for going wild over the people we think are amazing. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. — Rob Lowe

Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor. — Isaac Watts

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange

This card comes with best wishes
for a day that's fun all through,
a day of love and laughter
especially for you. — Susan Smith

I started writing when I was 17. I got an acoustic guitar for my birthday after I discovered Bob Dylan and James Taylor. — Jason Reeves

I clear my throat. You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And ... I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date. — Becca Ann

Today you are fulfilling another year of life and I will do everything to make it a memorable day for you. — Auliq Ice

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck

When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week. — Robin McKinley

A person's birthday should be a special day, a wonderful day, a day of pure celebration for the luck of being born! — Elise Broach

For my 11th birthday, I asked to be adopted. — Kaui Hart Hemmings

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year — Mary Baker Eddy

Happy birthday, Alexander," Magnus murmured.
"Thanks for remembering," Alec whispered back. — Cassandra Clare

It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say
Hey Mama — Kanye West

Dr Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan served this country well, he did not celebrate his birthday, he celebrated it for teachers. — Narendra Modi

Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party. — Andrei Codrescu

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. — Bindi Irwin

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. — Wendy Liebman

The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you. — Jarod Kintz

So have a day of pleasure Do things that make you smile For ... you are treasured Today and all the while. — Janet Horne

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30. — Robert Frost

At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! — Helen Hayes

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. — Jack Barakat

It is on this beautiful day that we celebrate the Fuhrers birthday and thank him for he is the only reason why Germany is still alive today — Joseph Goebbels

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. — Guy Johnson

Old age is not for sissies. — Malcolm Forbes

The first guitar I ever got was for my 13th birthday. — Rick Springfield

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday. — Karl Lagerfeld

And you used to make art and like boys and talk to horses and pull the moon through the window for my birthday present. — Jandy Nelson

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. — Eva Herzigova

My cousin gave me a twin-neck electric guitar for one of my birthdays. It was amazing. Even though it was mine, I was never allowed to pick it up. — Sam Palladio

When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party ... you better be a damned fairy. — Tony Hawk

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday. — Jason Sudeikis

It's in my stars to invent; I was born on Madame Curie's birthday. I have this need for originals, for innovation. That's why I like Charlie Parker. — Joni Mitchell

I think I've wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday! — Shoshannah Stern

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray

Sehwag shall be remembered for his explosive and natural cricketing skills. Wish him all success on his birthday. — Rajeev Shukla

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright