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Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days. — Jenny Offill

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. — Richie Sambora

Pray for anything you like, if it is for the good of us all.
-I pray for beer, for meat and for a new wife with hard hands. You can share the wife. — Ernest Hemingway,

Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes. — Josh Duhamel

I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife. — Jilly Cooper

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee. — Germaine Greer

Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general. — Biz Stone

For which cause a man will leave his father and mother and cleave unto his wife, and the two shall be one flesh', — Leo Tolstoy

I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry.
[Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.] — Plautus

It is no religion to have for one's wife a girl who is fit only to sit in one's lap, it is the height of irreligion. — Mahatma Gandhi

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy. — Stephan Pastis

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Jim Samuels

You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,"
"For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

A wife and a husband! For infinite lifetimes this is all one has done. And in doing so, one has lost his Absolute Supreme Self [Parmatma]! — Dada Bhagwan

I want to play football for as long as my body will let me, and for as long as I can do a good job at it. And I want a wife. A son. Maybe another kid. — Jaci Burton

I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me. — John Hodgman

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him start a campaign.' — Joe Scarborough

There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor. — Brian Kiley

I always had to resist the urge to go to him like a wife, as if we'd already been a couple for a hundred thousand lifetimes. — Miranda July

Avoid wine and women - choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable. — William Osler

The love of a man for his wife, his child, of the land where he lives and works, is for me the real meaning of mystical experience. — Edward Abbey

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person. — Chuck Klosterman

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it. — Barbara Bush

This is just a little love song I for my wife. Or for everybody who is going to listen now, but I wrote it for my wife. — Jack Johnson

He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for neighbour's wife. — Nicolas Bentley

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. — Howard Stern

For a brief moment, my mind drifted away from the fact that my wife had just killed the Don of one of the biggest Mafia families. I — Mz. Lady P

Nature meant for me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit. — John Dryden

A 'penchant for telling the truth' can cripple a candidates chances faster than being caught in flagrante delicto with the governor's wife. — Sydney J. Harris

Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. — Harry Connick Jr.

Any woman who, by her own admission, is capable of shooting a man in cold blood is likely the perfect wife for me. — Vanessa Kelly

Osama bin Laden ... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide. — David Letterman

The exchange of a wife for a pair of gates( "The finest this side Paradise,") Brandwyn had written in his diary — Alan Bradley

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. — Scott Adams

I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was. — Frank Carson

My wife had only been dead for a few months, and already random ass women were trying to fill her shoes. — Jessica N. Watkins

I would have been in mortal misery all my life for fear my wife might say, 'That's a pretty little thing,' after I had finished a picture. — Edgar Degas

I don't know about making a passionate love story, even if it's appealing for an audience to see a husband and wife make love on the screen. — Sandra Dee

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad — Terry Pratchett

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting. — Jojo Moyes

Get rich if you're looking for a woman, Get pious if you're looking for a wife — Boonaa Mohammed

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves. — Thomas Wolfe

A man who wears a sword knows to hold the love of his wife and family dear, for at any time he may not see another day of it. — Aleksandra Layland

Always being there was the essential secret for a wife. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Trin Tragula - for that was his name - was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. And — Douglas Adams

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all. — Julianna Margulies

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear. — John Gay

A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him. — J.B. Priestley

A woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral. — Barbara Holland

He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold? — William Wycherley

Gary was a righteous man, frank about his lusts, and they were the lusts of the righteous: for sugar and fat and the succour of a wife. — Rafael Yglesias

A wife can give you strife. A wife can act like a knife, and a wife can help you have a good life. And the same goes for husbands. — Art Hochberg

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. — Daniel Boone

I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old. — Christopher Walken

You're my hope for the future and my call to be a better man and I do hope one day you'll be my wife. — Noelle Adams

My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine. — Mandy Patinkin

If that God for whom you blindly kill made us in his image, each bullet in my wife's body will have been a wound in his heart. — Antoine Leiris

Surely a gentle sister is the second best gift to a man; and it is first in point of occurrence; for the wife comes after. — Herman Melville

How happy a thing were a wedding,
And a bedding,
If a man might purchase a wife
For a twelvemonth and a day — Thomas Flatman

No man has the courage to approach her or initiate questions she herself rise, for all men fear a fascist and she can very well be a fascist's wife. — Mie Hansson

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval. — Jackie Mason

My affection for Taiwan ... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese. — Jackie Chan

Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there is at rest; But I mean such wives as are none of the best — Benjamin Franklin

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. — John Barrymore

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow. — Mick Ralphs

Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife. — Janet Mullany

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. — Mark Twain

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen

When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice. — T. Rafael Cimino

There was a barber and his wife. And he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife but they transported him for life. And he was beautiful — Anonymous

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez

When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. — Billy Graham

A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife — S.E. Hall

When you leave a good job to go off on your own and don't expect to make money for a while, you name the firm whatever your wife says you should. — David Einhorn

Brief flings and the companionship of a professional are no match for the love and trust between a husband and wife. — Barbara Longley

It's pretty easy for me because I have a wonderful wife. We put God first and it takes a lot of hard work. — Bo Bice

If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife. — Samuel E. Morison

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

His life had made a complete three sixty, in one year. He had a family that he adored, a wife that he would die for and a whole new outlook on life. — Jordan Silver

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. — Warren Beatty

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce. — Lemuel K. Washburn

A husband and wife found themselves in love with each other for the first time after twenty-seven years of marriage. — Honore De Balzac

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. — Erma Bombeck

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama. — Mark Twain

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. — Hesiod

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. — Woody Allen

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck

But money, wife, is the true Fuller's Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out. — John Gay

A wife's prayers for her husband have a far greater effect on him than anyone else's, even his mother's. (Sorry, Mom.) — Stormie O'martian

A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison

I always tell my wife, 'If you're ever looking for something to put on my gravestone, put down, 'He was an honest man, and he never held a grudge.' — Doug Harvey

I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get. — John McCain

Hubert Humphrey's wife is said to have advised him: Darling, for a speech to be immortal it need not be interminable. — Peggy Noonan

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. — Milton Berle

I cooked for him like a wife and washed his clothes and was a wife in other ways too terrible to mention. — Lois Lowry