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Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot! — Mitch Hedberg

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these. — Steve Coogan

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

Go see, ask why, show respect. — Fujio Cho

Petty minds foster petty hearts, and have the funny habit of shooting themselves in the foot. — Adriano Bulla

To show his nervousness was not shameful; only to admit it. — Ernest Hemingway,

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot! — Rodney Dangerfield

Let's see if your right foot is as fearless as your mouth. — Doug Solter

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side. — Anne Gracie

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. — Spike Milligan

She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

I am full of fear. — Jennifer Echols

I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches. — Chuck Wepner

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery. — Robert Benchley

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb. — Jerry Coleman

Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' — Jack McMahon

History is not a web woven with innocent hands. Among all the causes which degrade and demoralize men, power is the most constant and most active. — Abigail Adams

Power is like a knife. It can be used to cut bread to share with your neighbor or stab you in the back. — Sadiqua Hamdan

Politics is the science of who gets what, when, and why. — Sidney Hillman

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. — Axl Rose

It really takes likeable superstars to get the attention of the masses. — Jennifer Wyatt

My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor. — Kevin Hearne

The foolish experience much,
but learn little.
The wise experience little,
but learn much. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of. — Amy Heckerling

One significant thing that you can do for your children is to invest some time into taking them out into nature. — Jaggi Vasudev

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where. — Gwen Stefani