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I am so pro-swine flu ... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak. — Bill Burr

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do. — Bill Maher

It was a hot sticky night in Barcelona and all the good whores had the summer flu. — Dan Jenkins

Only after realising that routine immunisations were dangerous did I achieve a substantial drop in infant death rates. — Archie Kalokerinos

I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous. — Bill Burr

we are nine years out. The flu killed almost everybody, then the blood disease killed more. The — Peter Heller

I partnered with AstraZeneca to help launch the 'Mom Nose Best' campaign, where I provide tips for flu season. — Tia Mowry

Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick. — Robbie Williams

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu. — Jane Wagner

Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are. — Mark Vonnegut

We are watching very closely to see how the disease associated with bird flu, when it hits humans, is evolving. — David Nabarro

It's like Sheriff Daniels sneezed, and they all caught the misinformation flu. — Joe Schreiber

If I have a gig in the evening, I get 'the doom' at about 5 P.M., when I think I'm getting flu. — Nina Conti

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing — Karl Pilkington

I can be a little obsessive about avoiding colds and flu. Thera Zinc Echinacea lozenges are awesome, and I almost always have some with me. — Murray Bartlett

I'm really an alarmist when it comes to epidemics. Swine flu now; when SARS was big, I was all freaked out about that, bird flu. That terrifies me. — Chuck Klosterman

Gorton flu" quickly became a euphemism for pissed as a parrot. — Mungo MacCallum

February by a nasty bout of flu. I myself will lose my voice. And around Easter, one of our number will leave us forever. — J.K. Rowling

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it. — Amy Poehler

Teenage crush is like flu. If you find a remedy for it, it lasts for a couple of days. If you don't, it still lasts for a couple of days. — Raheel Farooq

I would say that my parents were intermittently proud of me. They couldn't hang onto it, you know? It would come and go, like the flu. — John Patrick Shanley

That this is Russian-A flu, not the more dangerous Swine flu. — Stephen King

Sometimes the depression is mild enough that I mistake it for the flu or mono, — Jenny Lawson

It's the internet like the flu - it just spreads like crazy. — Jack Welch

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth. — Louis C.K.

It [salvation] is not this flu shot mentality of an invitation of the Gospel. — Paul Washer

The flu-casters would draw out the maps and keep people engaged at regular intervals ... beaming it from the WHO bunker. — David Nabarro

I will never 'get over' not having a family (it's not the flu), but that doesn't mean that I can't build a new life. — Jody Day

It is a good idea for everyone who does not have contra-indications to receive a flu shot. — Amy Johnson

I don't know how not to get the flu. — Alfred W. Crosby

I didn't sound anything like Capote at the screen test. It was more like Bob Dylan. In his early years. With the flu. — Toby Jones

The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it. — Thaksin Shinawatra

Flu vaccine is far and away the most underutilized. — Paul A. Offit

It often seemed that the trees were flu of people whispering
especially tonight. — Roddy Doyle

The flu can definitely set you up for bacterial pneumonias. — Paul A. Offit

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

I have been laid up with intentional flu. — Samuel Goldwyn

Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu! — Gemini Adams

I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out? — Jay Mohr

Is this a Netherling flu? — A.G. Howard

After all, the girl actually had faith in something, which was more than most people had in these dark times. It was wrong to destroy it. — Chris Womersley

Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them. — James Goldsmith

That makes climate change a bigger public health problem than AIDS, than malaria, than pandemic flu. — Lois Capps

Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends. — Bob Garfield

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him.
"So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back. — James Patterson

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'? — Drew Barrymore

There is no bird flu in commercial stocks. — Michael E. Mann

The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it. — Chuck Palahniuk

In the USA in 1978, they mandated vaccination and it resulted in a three fold increase in the reported incidence of whooping cough. — Viera Scheibner

He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt with honey, like I was John the Baptist with the flu. — Anne Lamott

It's either the flu or love ... The synptoms are the same. — Charles M. Schulz

<> I've never not eaten for a day and a half. <> Not even when you had the flu or something? — Rainbow Rowell

every day. Two weeks ago the Boones came down with a summer flu. They had fevers, were lethargic, and had no appetite. — Brad Manuel

You're green. Tell me you have the flu."
"No."
"The shoulder?"
"Yeah."
"Well, fuck me."
"I'd rather not. — Jill Shalvis

My soul had the flu. — Cara McKenna

The reason that viruses are so hard to fight, the reason for example we need a flu virus every year is that they evolve very fast. — Carl Zimmer

I'm a superkid yes. But even Superman had his flu days. — Fynn Jamal

Shreave flicked away the dead mosquito. "Don't these things carry the bird flu too?"
"No Boyd, that would be a bird. — Carl Hiaasen

Even the pandemic flu of 1918 only killed one to two percent of the people who were infected. — Anthony Fauci

Reports of illegal migrants carrying deadly diseases such as swine flu, dengue fever, Ebola virus and tuberculosis are particularly concerning. — Phil Gingrey

I am a huge believer in the flu vaccine. I have had it every year and have never had the flu. — Sarah Chalke

The flu is very unpredictable when it begins and in how it takes off. — Harvey V. Fineberg

Maybe tears were something you caught. Like the flu. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

It was like someone had cheerfully suggested she run a marathon when she'd just dragged herself out of bed after suffering from the flu. — Liane Moriarty

remember that I am not my thoughts or my feelings - that I am actually fine, with the flu, within the existential dilemma of being human. — Robert Levithan

I had a galvanised voice: I could sing through a 105 fever or a flu or a root canal or anything that you could throw at me. — Linda Ronstadt

Knowledge is the vaccination that keeps you away from the flu of misery — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

That woman could spread gossip faster than the flu in a whorehouse. — Jean Oram

For the planet's sake, I hope we have bird flu or some other thing that will reduce the population, because otherwise we're doomed. — Susan Blackmore

If there were 'intelligence flu', there would be so many people walking around in the damn cold weather, hoping to be contaminated by that flu!.. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

A flu shot just compromises your immune system. — Bill Maher