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The flea, though he kill none, he does all the harm he can. — John Donne

Talking with this girl is like trying to catch fleas, you never know which way she was going to jump. — Ruth Downie

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas. — Jane Wagner

We're trivial pissants in the big scheme of things, fleas, fly shit in the pepper. — C.J. Box

Honey, Don't go shooting all the dogs 'cause one of them's got fleas — Paul Newman

And so fleas look up at the sky and wonder why stars. — Marisha Pessl

History will die if not irritated. The only service I can do to my profession is to serve as a flea. — Henry Adams

Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don't come complaining to me. — Shelly Laurenston

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love. — Cole Porter

He seems to be attracting religions the way a dog attracts fleas. — Yann Martel

Adam has angels like a dog has fleas. He came here with them, and the more time you spend around him, the more likely you are to get them yourself. — Martha N. Beck

We're living in primate heaven. We're warm, dry, we're not hungry, we don't have fleas and ticks and infections. So why are we so miserable? — Steven Pinker

Fleas know not whether they are upon the body of a giant or upon one of ordinary size. — Walter Savage Landor

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills — Groucho Marx

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs. — P. J. O'Rourke

On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality. — Bill Vaughan

Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them. — Jason Jack Miller

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas. — Jean Harlow

[A lesser light asked Ummon Are there multiple futures Ummon answered Does a dog have fleas] — Dan Simmons

So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum. — Jonathan Swift

He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said. — Kelley Armstrong

Sir, there is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea. — Samuel Johnson

If England has any dignity left in the way of literature, she will forget for ever the pitiful antics of English Literature's performing flea. — Sean O'Casey

You don't catch people's religions the way you catch their fleas — Ken Follett

Standing before him, the blight of idyllic thought and aspiration--rotting souls reproducing like fleas. — Glen R. Krisch

Sleep with a dog and rise full of fleas. — Sarah Kane

You cannot flea a stone. — George Herbert

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can. — Mark Twain

Glory, glory, said the Bee, Hallelujah, said the Flea. Praise the Lord, remarked the Wren. At springtime all is born-again. — Eric Metaxas

Haste is good only in catching fleas. — Alla Yaroshinskaya

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog. — Mark Twain

A man who attempts to read all the new productions must do as the flea does,
skip. — Samuel Rogers

Towards gnats and fleas we should show no pity. We would do right to hang petty thieves, petty calumniators, and slanderers. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It's an absurd existence. — Jonathan Ames

Some got rabies, some got fleas, some got incurable diseases from this cockamamie business. — George Harrison

He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas. — Benjamin Franklin

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone. — Ernie Pyle

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog. — Edward Noyes Westcott

Nay, it ain't got fleas, and 'tis a girl. — Cecilia Dart-Thornton

Sending armies to McClellan is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard, not half of them get there. — Abraham Lincoln

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas. — H.L. Mencken

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Only a flea of hope.. 'But fleas ain't easy to rid' -Meronym — David Mitchell

I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. — Phil Zimmermann

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. — Stephen King

The Americans' clothes were meanwhile passing through poison gas. Body lice and bacteria and fleas were dying by the billions. So it goes. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

He that lies with the dogs, riseth with fleas. — George Herbert

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

It doesn't matter to criminals if the event is called a gun show or a flea market
if they can buy guns. — Janet Reno

I am a dog that loves my fleas. — Uncle Kracker

I bet in the All-Time History of Dating no girl has ever told a boy who has just asked her out that she has fleas-and then farted! — Zoe Sugg

The better a work is, the more it attracts criticism; it is like the fleas who rush to jump on white linens. — Gustave Flaubert

We have to fight them daily, lake fleas, those many small worries about the morrow, for they sap our energies. — Etty Hillesum

Fine writers should split hairs together, and sit side by side, like friendly apes, to pick the fleas from each others fur. — Logan Pearsall Smith

Answer: 2 and 4 fleas. Go — Puzzleland

You easy-living boys had better get set, they said. There's johnnies out there thicker than fleas on a billy goat in a barnlot — Shelby Foote

It was the first time he'd persuaded a girl into bed by mentioning the possibility of fleas. — Karen Chance

I have sown Dragon's teeth and reaped only fleas. — Heinrich Heine

fleas are like a bad habit - awfully hard to get rid of once you get them — Haruki Murakami

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on FOX News. — David Letterman

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice. — David Feherty

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. — Francis Galton

He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas — Christina Dodd