Flat Earth Quotes: top 35 famous quotes about Flat Earth

Flat Earth Quotes & Sayings

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The Earth is round but everything on it is flat. — Gigi

I'd share a pic if the digital camera battery wasn't as flat as 17th century Earth. — Simon Haynes

He looked at me like I just told him the earth was flat and I had definitive proof. — Heidi R. Kling

The soul is a magician. Only living flesh hampers it. — Tanith Lee

If no one ever deviated from currently accepted mainstream Science - we would still have the Flat Earth Society! — Mary Nash Stoddard

There was a time when everyone thought that Earth was flat. Did this unanimous consensus make any difference to the shape of Earth? — Ali Sina

The earth is flat. Those who fall off don't return. The earth is round. All things reveal themselves to men only gradually. I — Li-Young Lee

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet. — G. Gordon Liddy

Never stand and take a charge ... charge them too. — Nathan Bedford Forrest

It used to be, it is accepted scientific wisdom the Earth is flat, and this heretic named Galileo was branded a denier. — Ted Cruz

People say- 'NASA lies.' I say- 'the moon knows it all. Look at the moon and forget the spinning flat world. — Munia Khan

his stomach as flat as the earth was rumored to be before Columbus discovered the truth. — Lauren Blakely

My view is that at a younger age your optimism is more and you have more imagination etc. You have less bias. — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

If Algeria introduced a resolution that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions. — Abba Eban

A cricket ground is a flat piece of earth with some buildings around it. — Richie Benaud

To gastroenterologists, the concept of a germ causing ulcers was like saying that the Earth is flat. — Barry Marshall

Once upon a time, people thought earth was flat-shaped.
Now I'm ready to perceive universe won't be as we think. — Toba Beta

The church says the earth is flat; but I have seen its shadow on the moon, and I have more confidence even in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan

All the hundreds of millions of people who, in their time, believed the Earth was flat never succeeded in unrounding it by an inch. — Isaac Asimov

I won't mention any names, because I don't want to get sun4's into trouble ... — Larry Wall

500 years ago Man "knew" the Earth was the center of the Universe. 500 years ago Man "knew" the Earth was flat. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow. — K

Common sense is what tells us the earth is flat. — Stuart Chase

For the Eye altering alters all;
The Senses roll themselves in fear
And the flat Earth becomes a Ball. — William Blake

Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that tax should be flat, just like the earth. — Jay Leno

To teach kids that creationism explains something about the world is no different than teaching them that the earth is flat. — Alan Wolfe

It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids. — Paris Hilton

Earth you know is round but seems flat. // You can't trust / your senses. — Frank Bidart

One night awaits all, and death's path must be trodden once and for all. — Horace

I'll follow him to the ends of the earth,' she sobbed. Yes, darling. But the earth doesn't have any ends. Columbus fixed that. — Tom Robbins

I am wounded," he answered, "wounded; it will never really heal. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Without stories we end up with stereotypes
a flat earth with flat cardboard figures that have no texture or depth, no INTERIOR. — Eugene H. Peterson

We don't have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society. — Barack Obama

It begins with a spark that ignites into an inferno, and while a spark is harmless, an inferno almost always burns. You are the spark, Rose. — Caprice Rose

When the Earth was flat we had a fear of falling off the edge. Now the Earth is round we've lost that fear, and all hope of staying on. — Chris James

He believed that the earth is flat, that the English are the Lost Ten Tribes of Israel, and that the United States is a democracy. — Sinclair Lewis