Five Year Old Quotes: top 51 famous quotes about Five Year Old

Five Year Old Quotes & Sayings

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I am known for what I'm do. But I'm not a five-year-old Hong Konger, I'm not a kid demonstrating in the streets. — Christopher Doyle

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. — Jean Kerr

I learned that five- and-six-year-old kids have already figured out how to be intolerant. — Octavia E. Butler

My mom always says I was born thirty-five years old and that I get more middle-aged every year. — Stephenie Meyer

Our rational, grown-up selves are good liars. The five-year-old tyrants within us are the ones who can tell it like it is. — Brene Brown

The average seventy-five-year-old suffers from three chronic medical conditions and takes five prescription medicines, — John J. Ratey

He watched, somewhat fascinated as she swished a slice of bacon through the pool of syrup. His steely-minded cop had the appetite of a five-year-old. — J.D. Robb

Why did tears make people treat you like a five-year-old when usually they meant something grown-up was going on inside? — Melissa Nathan

What the photon is it?" "Oh, just some five-million-year-old tape that's being broadcast at us." "A what? A recording? — Douglas Adams

In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948
on a five year old girl. — Eve Ensler

You are such fun, Ms. Morgan. Watching you is like watching a five-year-old. — Kim Harrison

He seemed to be blazing outside the lines of his own body, as if he were drawn in crayon by an excited five-year-old; — B.J. Novak

I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness. — Sylvia Ashton-Warner

You know, I'm really bad on the computer. I'm really lame, man. I read and hang out with my kids. I've turned into a five year old. — Ally Walker

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more. — Colleen McCullough

You can't live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain't happening. Just the opposite, actually. — Scott Ellis

If you do an autopsy on an 85-year-old who died of a stroke, you will find five other things that person was about to die from. — S. Jay Olshansky

It's times like this that he reminds me of a really smart, really good-looking five-year-old. — Eva Morgan

Was that my voice? Really? I sounded like a five-year-old girl with a smoking problem. — Kiera Cass

Hearing her laugh nearly made him cum in his pants like a teenager, not a one hundred and twenty-five year old werewolf. — Amanda Clark

I like it when my five-year-old asks me if a woman in a burka on the subway is a ninja. — Jim Gaffigan

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. — Malcolm Forbes

A five-year-old who can follow the ball for ten minutes becomes a sixth grader who can start his homework on time. — Charles Duhigg

Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217) — Heather Gudenkauf

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old. — Carl Van Vechten

I can talk to anybody but when it comes to somebody that I like, then I turn into like this five-year-old kindergartener in a sandbox. — Jonathan Bennett

I have twin six-year-old boys. Have no mojo. The closest thing to a mojo I have is five minutes of peace. — Darin Strauss

I am mentally preparing myself for the five-year-old mind. I want to come down to their physical limitations and up to their sense of wonder and awe. — Shinichi Suzuki

He wanted his mother with the fiery need of a five-year-old lost at Disneyland. — J.P. Barnaby

I gazed at him. He was old enough to know that few things were fair. Most five-year-olds had already discovered it. — Dick Francis

in time-out. That's how you're acting - like five-year-olds. It's time you realized that you are sixteen and way too old for this nonsense. And you — Holly Jacobs

But five minutes later the five-hundred-year-old Roman chapel was filled to the rafters with the soaring sounds of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody, — Tiffany Reisz

Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened? — Ann Landers

Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee. — Jim Gaffigan

No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George. — Penny Reid

A five-year-old Chinese girl knows more about football than I do. — Frank Langella

It was such an infantile prayer, the sort of prayer a five-year-old might pray. But maybe those were the best kind. — Michel Faber

My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old. — E.L. James

Slobodan Milosevic was just as smart as a five-year-old. Five-year-olds have an uncanny way of getting into your psyche, your self-esteem. — Wesley Clark

Five-year-old girls heard what they wanted to hear. In fact, lots of fifty-five-year-old girls heard what they wanted to hear. — Kristen Ashley

There were seventy-five people in the lobby and only a seven-year-old girl was finding out what it felt like to sit on the Marble Floor — Hugh Prather

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. — Chris Colfer

They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages! — Alex Ferguson

A twenty-year-old man so in love with his mother he gave up five years of Sabbaths just to see her sit down for a change — Toni Morrison

Were you playing with Stuart? she asked.
The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it. — Maureen Johnson

As a five-year-old kid, I used to sit in front of the TV - I never missed 'Dukes of Hazzard,' not once. It was me and my dad's show. — Christian Kane

Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. — Henny Youngman

I've worked since I was a five-year-old to be a performer. — Lady Gaga

I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor. — Kesha

At one point, I was painting shells and selling them at gas stations for five cents. I was six years old or something. — Joshua Greenberg

Call me close-minded, but hearing my girlfriend talk like a five-thousand-year-old male god was not on my top ten list of Things I Find Attractive. — Rick Riordan