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Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket. — Lee Trevino

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams

I told him that I would give him five hundred dollars if he was to help me kidnap her ass. — Diamond Johnson

You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars."
"Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments. — Ilona Andrews

Paying twenty-five dollars for me was your mistake, ma'am. I'm not worth more than fifteen. — Margaret Brownley

President Obama's health care law raided Medicare in the tune of five hundred million dollars to create a new program. — Mario Diaz-Balart

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. — Martin H. Fischer

The people of the Southern States now own near five millions of these negroes, and they are worth to them near three millions of dollars. — John H. Reagan

I've been told by many people that if I had a Twitter account, I would be making five hundred thousand dollars more a year. — Gaby Hoffmann

The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed. — Francis Ford Coppola

I learned how to live on five and sometimes ten dollars a week. — Theodore Sturgeon

Eight dollars and eighty-five cents. Sixty-five cents. I spent some. — J.D. Salinger

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. — Sam Ewing

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left. — Lee Trevino

In this neighborhood, with only forty-five cents, you're a bum. But Sobotnik, even with two dollars, he's still a bum. — Nelson Algren

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed

There are some amazingly good wines for five dollars a bottle. — Karen MacNeil

A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums. — Hunter S. Thompson

If a guy pays you five dollars, you give him seven dollars worth of work. — Bill Russell

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars. — Paul Lynde

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. — Emo Philips

Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero. — Terry Pratchett

The first writing I did was short short stories for a newspaper syndicate for which I was paid five dollars a piece on publication. — Theodore Sturgeon

Five-hundred-fifty-six dollars and twenty-nine cents worth of Christmas decorations. — Heather Horrocks

I started working when I was seven and I was working for five dollars a night at the Met. — Emmy Rossum

Bidding for the first torment starts at fifty thousand dollars with increments of five thousand. Gentlemen, what is your pleasure? — Gustavo Florentin

Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. — Henny Youngman

I've had money thrown onstage, dollars, couple of five-dollar bills. I took the money, but it wasn't much. — R. Kelly

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food. — Henny Youngman

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?"
"I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Oh man, a six pack of soda - five dollars, bag of beef jerky - six dollars, scaring the living shit out of your best friend - priceless, — Dominick Anderson

Our friends up north spend over five billion dollars on research and development and all they seem to do is copy Google and Apple. — Steve Jobs

My dad was an autoworker, my mom was a clerk. Until I was thirty-five, I never made more than fifteen thousand dollars a year. — Michael Moore

Here is an equation worth remembering: Five dollars earned minus seven dollars spent = Unhappy Life." (Life Hacks, p.51) — Jon Morrison

Just five years ago, it was almost impossible to waste a million dollars building a Web site. — David Walker

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero. — Terry Pratchett

Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn't predict the time an hour from now. I — J.A. Konrath

Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each ... Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend. — Matthew Modine

Agassiz would not lecture at five hundred dollars a night, because he had no time to make money. — Orison Swett Marden

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle

If you and every person in the county mailed
me an envelope of five to ten dollars, I think
I could rehabilitate the sheep. — Terrance Hayes

If I got paid, it was no more than five dollars a column, and I still think I was overpaid. — Dick Schaap

Nobody gives twenty-five million dollars to anybody if they're not getting twenty-five million worth out of it. Forget it. It just doesn't happen. — Paul Reed Smith

If I lose a billion dollars, I will have it back in less than five years. — Henry Ford

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out. — Louis C.K.

We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again. — Rodney Dangerfield

They gave Mrs. Cortez a check for five hundred and eighty-three dollars - a month's rent in advance and a month's rent as security - — Ira Levin

A billion dollars every week for Iraq, $87 billion for Iraq. We can't get $5 billion for childcare over five years in welfare reform. — Jim Wallis