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First Time Parents Funny Quotes By John Bunyan: The Lord uses his flail of tribulation to

The Lord uses his flail of tribulation to separate the chaff from the wheat. — John Bunyan

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Margaret J. Wheatley: Life doesn't move in straight lines, and neither

Life doesn't move in straight lines, and neither does a good conversation. — Margaret J. Wheatley

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Sarah Martin: I thought Candy Mountain was a real place

I thought Candy Mountain was a real place — Sarah Martin

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By James Baldwin: It is a very rare man who does

It is a very rare man who does not victimize the helpless. — James Baldwin

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Napoleon Hill: A goal is a dream with a deadline

A goal is a dream with a deadline — Napoleon Hill

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Brene Brown: Until both men and women are allowed to

Until both men and women are allowed to be who we are rather than who we are supposed to be, it will be impossible to achieve freedom and equality. — Brene Brown

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Mimi Pond: I wasn't invited to be on staff at

I wasn't invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn't want any women on staff at the time — Mimi Pond

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Nassim Nicholas Taleb: Private equity has absolutely no reason to exist.

Private equity has absolutely no reason to exist. The private equity holder has all the upside and the banks all the downside. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Jillian Cantor: Whereas it was so hard for people to

Whereas it was so hard for people to break, but we could get sick or die in what seemed like a matter of seconds. — Jillian Cantor

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Thea Harrison: He spoke with a deep clarion power she

He spoke with a deep clarion power she imagined renegade angels might use, as they called one another to war with God. — Thea Harrison

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Jesse Ventura: Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I

Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will. — Jesse Ventura

First Time Parents Funny Quotes By Fred Schneider: Sometimes groups and their material can get overbloated.

Sometimes groups and their material can get overbloated. — Fred Schneider