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Life doesn't move in straight lines, and neither does a good conversation.
— Margaret J. Wheatley
I thought Candy Mountain was a real place
— Sarah Martin
It is a very rare man who does not victimize the helpless.
— James Baldwin
A goal is a dream with a deadline
— Napoleon Hill
I wasn't invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn't want any women on staff at the time
— Mimi Pond
Private equity has absolutely no reason to exist. The private equity holder has all the upside and the banks all the downside.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Whereas it was so hard for people to break, but we could get sick or die in what seemed like a matter of seconds.
— Jillian Cantor
He spoke with a deep clarion power she imagined renegade angels might use, as they called one another to war with God.
— Thea Harrison
Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.
— Jesse Ventura
Sometimes groups and their material can get overbloated.
— Fred Schneider