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First Date Quotes By Carmen Electra: Dinner is a great first date. Don't believe

Dinner is a great first date. Don't believe that stuff about girls not wanting to eat on a first date - sharing a romantic meal is so sexy. — Carmen Electra

First Date Quotes By Jennifer Estep: Still, I couldn't help looking at Daphne in

Still, I couldn't help looking at Daphne in morbid satisfaction. 'What did I tell you? Our first double date? Officially ruined. — Jennifer Estep

First Date Quotes By Jessica Szohr: Just don't pull out your phone at all

Just don't pull out your phone at all on the first date. — Jessica Szohr

First Date Quotes By Jane Kaczmarek: We did talk about cheese on our first

We did talk about cheese on our first date. — Jane Kaczmarek

First Date Quotes By Rowena Cherry: Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one "date" ... — Rowena Cherry

First Date Quotes By David Sedaris: If finding an apartment is like falling in

If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding. — David Sedaris

First Date Quotes By Mallory Ortberg: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing

There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud. — Mallory Ortberg

First Date Quotes By Jodi Picoult: On that first date, I asked him what

On that first date, I asked him what he saw in me. And he said, My future. — Jodi Picoult

First Date Quotes By Nancy Thayer: question. "I don't know. I like Boston. And

question. "I don't know. I like Boston. And I like being close to my mom." "And your sisters." Arden hesitated. This was officially a first date, — Nancy Thayer

First Date Quotes By Sarah Shahi: I like a man who can come out

I like a man who can come out and say he's nervous on the first date. I think that would be really cute. — Sarah Shahi

First Date Quotes By Behati Prinsloo: First date, it's always fun to go somewhere

First date, it's always fun to go somewhere or do something, like go see a band ... not make it too formal. — Behati Prinsloo

First Date Quotes By Jennifer Lane: Lucia opened the door. "They say not to

Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date."
"Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane

First Date Quotes By Lauren Conrad: I don't kiss on the first date. My

I don't kiss on the first date. My friends always make fun of me for that! But I will hold hands. — Lauren Conrad

First Date Quotes By Alessandra Torre: I stare across the table at Jeremy, and

I stare across the table at Jeremy, and wonder if I will make it through our first date without trying to kill him. — Alessandra Torre

First Date Quotes By Auliq Ice: By the end of the date, your intentions

By the end of the date, your intentions should be clear. — Auliq Ice

Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident. — Russell Brand

First Date Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: No bikinis on a first date." He nods.

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

First Date Quotes By Joey Graceffa: Oh hell no, I thought. I am not

Oh hell no, I thought. I am not wasting my first kiss on some guy who's skipping out on our first date. — Joey Graceffa

First Date Quotes By Eric Jerome Dickey: If I was going to date anybody, I

If I was going to date anybody, I had to see how they were living first. — Eric Jerome Dickey

First Date Quotes By Kawakami Hiromi: The first time I asked a girl on

The first time I asked a girl on date, well, I actually wrote out something like a flow chart of how the conversation might go — Kawakami Hiromi

First Date Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: The first of Sam and Rosie's children was

The first of Sam and Rosie's children was born on the twenty-fifth of March, a date that Sam noted. — J.R.R. Tolkien

First Date Quotes By Helen Fielding: Is it just me or is Sunday a

Is it just me or is Sunday a bizarre night for a first date? All wrong, like Saturday morning or Monday at 2 p.m. — Helen Fielding

First Date Quotes By Melanie Harlow: Be a gentleman, Lucas. No tying her up

Be a gentleman, Lucas. No tying her up on the first date. — Melanie Harlow

First Date Quotes By Eva Mendes: If you took me to Coachella for our

If you took me to Coachella for our first date, it would probably be a done deal. It would be a sure thing. — Eva Mendes

First Date Quotes By Sam Yagan: Dating is a numbers game. What we try

Dating is a numbers game. What we try to promise is good first dates. Once that first date happens, it's really up to you. — Sam Yagan

First Date Quotes By Seanan McGuire: Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing. — Seanan McGuire

First Date Quotes By Samantha Young: I've been in love with you since our

I've been in love with you since our first date, and every day since I've fallen deeper and deeper for you. — Samantha Young

First Date Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler

First Date Quotes By Oleg Cassini: A first date should be elegant. In comfortable

A first date should be elegant. In comfortable surroundings. A place with excellent food, where you can talk easily and get to know each other. — Oleg Cassini

First Date Quotes By Jarod Kintz: An ideal first date should involve things like

An ideal first date should involve things like a candle-lit dinner, soft music, and a binary anal defibrillator, with a guest appearance by Renaldo. — Jarod Kintz

First Date Quotes By Rick Riordan: That's right, Sadie. For our first real date,

That's right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates aren't weird? — Rick Riordan

First Date Quotes By Kourtney Kardashian: First dates are so awkward and annoying. I

First dates are so awkward and annoying. I think a casual and fun first date with friends is much more fun than a one-on-one typical first date. — Kourtney Kardashian

First Date Quotes By Eric Kandel: Memory has always fascinated me. Think of it.

Memory has always fascinated me. Think of it. You can recall at will your first day in high school, your first date, your first love. — Eric Kandel

First Date Quotes By Auliq Ice: Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and

Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you. — Auliq Ice

First Date Quotes By Anonymous: She had a date. With Phillip Banks. The

She had a date. With Phillip Banks. The Phillip Banks, of her many and varied fantasies. And this time, she hadn't even gotten him drunk first. — Anonymous

First Date Quotes By Larry David: I'd like to start a family, but you

I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first. — Larry David

First Date Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Emily told us. "I would never go on

Emily told us. "I would never go on a first date somewhere in my town because I know all the waiters. I know all the bartenders. I know everybody. — Aziz Ansari

First Date Quotes By Richard Kadrey: Don't talk. Kill it.That might be the sweetest

Don't talk. Kill it.
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey

First Date Quotes By Rebecca Ferguson: My first-ever date on my first tour, the

My first-ever date on my first tour, the sound completely cut out. So I had to go on and just shout loudly to the audience. — Rebecca Ferguson

First Date Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I tell ya, my wife was never nice.

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! — Rodney Dangerfield

First Date Quotes By Iris Apfel: I still have the dress I wore on

I still have the dress I wore on the first date with my husband, which was more than 66 years ago. I still have it, and it still fits. — Iris Apfel

First Date Quotes By Colin Gilbert: During our first date,I wanted to hold your

During our first date,
I wanted to hold your hand so bad
I almost cut mine off
and threw it at you
to see if you would catch it — Colin Gilbert

First Date Quotes By Dov Davidoff: America's objective in the Middle East is to

America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women. — Dov Davidoff

First Date Quotes By Ted Nugent: I know we just met today, but I

I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow. — Ted Nugent

First Date Quotes By Olin Miller: If you think there are no new frontiers,

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Olin Miller

First Date Quotes By D. Scott Meek: First you point your pea shooter at me;

First you point your pea shooter at me; now you want more beer. Hell of a first date. — D. Scott Meek

First Date Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: Justine ......have you ever had sex on the

Justine ......have you ever had sex on the first date?'
'Yes' she said instantly,'No but stay with me annway — Lisa Kleypas

First Date Quotes By Elizabeth Berg: This is one rule about mixing boys and

This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first. — Elizabeth Berg

First Date Quotes By Edith Massey: At first I thought he was walking a

At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. — Edith Massey

First Date Quotes By Becca Ann: I clear my throat. You deserve to be

I clear my throat. You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And ... I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date. — Becca Ann

First Date Quotes By Joss Stirling: Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls

Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style. — Joss Stirling

First Date Quotes By James Norton: I crashed my bicycle on the way to

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. — James Norton

First Date Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: We don't know Religion's death date but we

We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

First Date Quotes By Anamika Mishra: This is a special date but that was

This is a special date but that was a special time — Anamika Mishra

First Date Quotes By Chace Crawford: My perfect first date? Maybe a concert or

My perfect first date? Maybe a concert or a football game. That would be my ideal first date, but would the girl like it? I don't know. — Chace Crawford

First Date Quotes By Rob Schneider: Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider

First Date Quotes By Joshua Foer: When we first hear [a] word, we start

When we first hear [a] word, we start putting these associational hooks into it that make it easier to fish it back out at some later date. — Joshua Foer

First Date Quotes By Ashley Bell: I always say horror films are great date

I always say horror films are great date movies. In the first twenty minutes, you're going to end up in each other's arms. — Ashley Bell

First Date Quotes By Kelly Blatz: Perfect first date would be coffee at Aroma

Perfect first date would be coffee at Aroma talking for hours. That's when I would know to ask for a second date. — Kelly Blatz

First Date Quotes By Gary Allan: If you date a musician, you're never, ever

If you date a musician, you're never, ever really gonna be first either. You're gonna be right behind the music and maybe right close. — Gary Allan

First Date Quotes By Guillermo Del Toro: Watching a movie for the first time is

Watching a movie for the first time is a flirt. Rewatching it, is a date. — Guillermo Del Toro

First Date Quotes By Cristin Milioti: On my first date, my boyfriend asked me

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside! — Cristin Milioti

First Date Quotes By Nancy Leigh DeMoss: Men like to flirt with, and sometimes even

Men like to flirt with, and sometimes even date a wild child, but those women aren't usually first on their lists for marriage or motherhood. — Nancy Leigh DeMoss

First Date Quotes By Halle Berry: The worst thing a man can ever do

The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. — Halle Berry

First Date Quotes By J.G. Holland: The cry of the soul is for freedom.

The cry of the soul is for freedom. It longs for liberty, from the date of its first conscious moments. — J.G. Holland

First Date Quotes By Hannah: Look at us talking blood and gore like

Look at us talking blood and gore like we're on a date sharing our first sexual experience. — Hannah

First Date Quotes By Garrison Keillor: As for kissing on the first date, you

As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor

First Date Quotes By Mark Twain: Yes, I am of old family, and not

Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil." "A which?" "Fossil. The first horses were fossils. They date back two million years. — Mark Twain

First Date Quotes By Michael W. Smith: We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first

We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date. — Michael W. Smith

First Date Quotes By Samantha Towle: Fuck it,' I hear him mutter, and the

Fuck it,' I hear him mutter, and the next thing I know he's taking hold of my hand. — Samantha Towle

First Date Quotes By Merrill Markoe: Beware the man who doesn't ask you any

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. — Merrill Markoe

First Date Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if on your

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. — Jeff Foxworthy

First Date Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: Date of our first anniversary, Jamie had been

Date of our first anniversary, Jamie had been in the Bastille, and I ... I had been in — Diana Gabaldon

First Date Quotes By Jacki Weaver: I believe in sex on a first date.

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver

First Date Quotes By Tara Janzen: All he'd done was lose her underwear and

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

First Date Quotes By Leslea Tash: You always kiss on the first date?""Not usually

You always kiss on the first date?"
"Not usually until after the duct-tape. — Leslea Tash