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Nature performs the cure, the physician takes the fee. — Benjamin Franklin

Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes. — Eazy-E

O. J. Simpson theory of legal fees: I'm not paying you; you're lucky to be here; go make a buck with your book. — John Grisham

I first had the idea of writing a popular book about the universe in 1982. My intention was partly to earn money to pay my daughter's school fees. — Stephen Hawking

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. — Clarence Darrow

There is a glaring FEE in FrEEbie that most of the people, more often than not, fail to see. — Anuj

Horses are moody quad-bikes that piss on your boot and cost thousands in vets' fees. — David Mitchell

I never refused my help to any person black or white; and I liked the office nonetheless because there were neither fees nor salary connected with it. — Salmon P. Chase

Dell fills its computers with crapware, collecting fees from McAfee and other vendors to pre-install 'trial' versions. — Barton Gellman

Physicians of the utmost fame, Were called at once; but when they came They answered, as they took their fees, 'There is no Cure for this Disease.' — Hilaire Belloc

The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees. — Jimmy Demaret

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope

Why would you want to invest with a guy whose thought process says, If a second layer of fees is good, then let's add a third layer. — Charlie Munger

Divorce is the biggest drain, outside of school fees, and nobody wins. People think it is always in the woman's favour, but it is not necessarily. — Anthea Turner

Hedge funds have made massive leveraged credit bets, knowing that their upside is billions in fees and their downside is millions in fees. — Janet M. Tavakoli

E-Commerce makes it easy to spend money. Netiquette makes you aware hidden fees. — David Chiles

Experience is the best of school masters, only the school fees are heavy. — Thomas Carlyle

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees. — Bob Hope

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee. — Kin Hubbard

I tell jokes to pay my green fees. — Bob Hope

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees. — Grace Slick

I have a lot of offers to play for appearance fees. It's nice gravy, but it's not a big motivating factor for me, to go here and there just for money. — Mike Weir

Experience is a good teacher, but her fees are very high. — William Ralph Inge

These mages," Kol asked, a wicked glint in his eye, "what kind of fees will they charge? Will I get a two-for-one discount, since they're twins? — Tamora Pierce

If the Army helped towards my tuition fees I would then give them four years of my life. — James Blunt

Vets' fees. And the fifth curse is the kicker: the dread that you'll be the one who loses it all. — David Mitchell

God is where there are no 'fees' being charged, where there is no botheration and where there is no scolding; that is where God is. — Dada Bhagwan

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? — Steven Wright

God gave us the Trees, the Breeze and the Seas. Let's not forget to pay our fees!-RVM — R.v.m.

Penumbra's cult runs on egregious licensing fees — Robin Sloan

Why do I have to pay a reconnect fee when you all made the mistake? — Jon Jones

The rocks will melt with the sun before tuition fees are introduced in Scotland. — Alex Salmond

Two of the biggest drivers of airline profit are change fees and baggage fees. — Paul Hudson

I'm the only girl songwriter that fights for a lot of things. I fight for songwriting fees, which record labels want you to shut up about. — Ester Dean

Experience is a good school. But the fees are high — Heinrich Heine

There's no art where there's no fee. — Aristophanes

Airline fees are ridiculous. I heard they're going to start charging for cabin pressure. — Em Elless

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees ... — Mike Birbiglia

If fees consume more than 1% of your assets annually, you should probably shop for another adviser. — Benjamin Graham

Our love will never faultier like the sun will never fees, my soul will never leave yours like eternity will never end. — Richelle Mead

But tell me, this physician of whom you were just speaking, is he a moneymaker, an earner of fees, or a healer of the sick? — Plato

Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him. — Evan Esar

The prospect of the UK without a BBC funded by the licence fee is anywhere between improbable and impossible. — Tessa Jowell

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. — Benjamin Franklin

I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much. — Mitt Romney

I am moneys medium. It passes through me- taxes, insurance, mortgage, child support, rent, legal fees. All this dignified blundering costs plenty. — Saul Bellow

I make money because I have to pay for everything apart from my school fees. My mother even makes me pay my own telephone bill. — Ivana Trump

The history of economic progress consists of charging a fee for what once was free. — B. Joseph Pine II

I would question any fee. Let them know you're comparison shopping among several lenders. — David Douglas Duncan

A mild attack of apoplexy may be called death's retaining fee. — Gilles Menage

Don't let the fact that you're spending time getting organized result in late fees on your credit card bills. — Jean Chatzky

Obamacare comes to more than two thousand pages of rules, mandates, taxes, fees, and fines that have no place in a free country. — Paul Ryan

Tidy fees are the most effective remedy, both for the doctor and the patient. — Dario Fo

It may do good; pride hath no other glass To show itself but pride, for supple knees Feed arrogance and are the proud man's fees. — William Shakespeare

Most active mutual funds are more interested in collecting fees than in boosting returns for investors. — David F. Swensen

I know how it fees to plead. I know how it feels to wish someone would give you a chance to help them. — Sarah Noffke

You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library. — Matt Damon

I refuse to dispense chewable advice for free. I'm not a bubblegum machine. No, my fees are 25 cents higher. — Jarod Kintz