Fees Quotes
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Nature performs the cure, the physician takes the fee.
— Benjamin Franklin
O. J. Simpson theory of legal fees: I'm not paying you; you're lucky to be here; go make a buck with your book.
— John Grisham
I first had the idea of writing a popular book about the universe in 1982. My intention was partly to earn money to pay my daughter's school fees.
— Stephen Hawking
The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees.
— Clarence Darrow
Horses are moody quad-bikes that piss on your boot and cost thousands in vets' fees.
— David Mitchell
I never refused my help to any person black or white; and I liked the office nonetheless because there were neither fees nor salary connected with it.
— Salmon P. Chase
Dell fills its computers with crapware, collecting fees from McAfee and other vendors to pre-install 'trial' versions.
— Barton Gellman
Physicians of the utmost fame, Were called at once; but when they came They answered, as they took their fees, 'There is no Cure for this Disease.'
— Hilaire Belloc
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
— Jimmy Demaret
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
— Bob Hope
Why would you want to invest with a guy whose thought process says, If a second layer of fees is good, then let's add a third layer.
— Charlie Munger
Hedge funds have made massive leveraged credit bets, knowing that their upside is billions in fees and their downside is millions in fees.
— Janet M. Tavakoli
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
— Kin Hubbard
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
— Bob Hope
Experience is a good teacher, but her fees are very high.
— William Ralph Inge
These mages," Kol asked, a wicked glint in his eye, "what kind of fees will they charge? Will I get a two-for-one discount, since they're twins?
— Tamora Pierce
If the Army helped towards my tuition fees I would then give them four years of my life.
— James Blunt
Vets' fees. And the fifth curse is the kicker: the dread that you'll be the one who loses it all.
— David Mitchell
God is where there are no 'fees' being charged, where there is no botheration and where there is no scolding; that is where God is.
— Dada Bhagwan
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
— Steven Wright
Penumbra's cult runs on egregious licensing fees
— Robin Sloan
Experience is a good school. But the fees are high
— Heinrich Heine
There's no art where there's no fee.
— Aristophanes
Airline fees are ridiculous. I heard they're going to start charging for cabin pressure.
— Em Elless
I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees ...
— Mike Birbiglia
If fees consume more than 1% of your assets annually, you should probably shop for another adviser.
— Benjamin Graham
Our love will never faultier like the sun will never fees, my soul will never leave yours like eternity will never end.
— Richelle Mead
Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.
— Evan Esar
The prospect of the UK without a BBC funded by the licence fee is anywhere between improbable and impossible.
— Tessa Jowell
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
— Benjamin Franklin
The history of economic progress consists of charging a fee for what once was free.
— B. Joseph Pine II
I would question any fee. Let them know you're comparison shopping among several lenders.
— David Douglas Duncan
A mild attack of apoplexy may be called death's retaining fee.
— Gilles Menage
Don't let the fact that you're spending time getting organized result in late fees on your credit card bills.
— Jean Chatzky
It may do good; pride hath no other glass To show itself but pride, for supple knees Feed arrogance and are the proud man's fees.
— William Shakespeare
Most active mutual funds are more interested in collecting fees than in boosting returns for investors.
— David F. Swensen
I know how it fees to plead. I know how it feels to wish someone would give you a chance to help them.
— Sarah Noffke
