Johnny Knoxville Quotes

Top 36 wise famous quotes and sayings by Johnny Knoxville

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Johnny Knoxville quotes: I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy. I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I am nothing that isn't professional. I am nothing that isn't professional.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious. Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I'm just basking in the glory. I'm just basking in the glory.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I don't remember the first stunt I ever did. I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: 'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy. 'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea. I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter. People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering. Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I love Louisiana. It's amazing. I love Louisiana. It's amazing.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies. I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I think everyone roots for the underdog. I think everyone roots for the underdog.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: People go to car races to watch the crashes. People go to car races to watch the crashes.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't. I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump? You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
Johnny Knoxville quotes: It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I think I'm a little concussed. I think I'm a little concussed.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
Johnny Knoxville quotes: I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
Johnny Knoxville quotes: A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.