Fatty Quotes

A person's needs are met, and his appetite subsides. A person's wants are met, and his thirst swells greedily without end. — Richelle E. Goodrich

You can't live off of just greasy fatty foods and stayin' up till six in the mornin' just partyin'. You gotta take care of yourself. — Questlove

It is not the editor I have to please, it is the reader. It is the reader who signs my pay check. — Cap'n Fatty Goodlander

It's crucial with today's challenges that our children feel they have a source of information they can trust in their parents. — Gloria Estefan

How did I become a star? I don't know how it happened. When I look at my old pictures, I can't tell how it happened! — Fatty Arbuckle

I've got German, Cornish and Scottish ancestry. It might help explain my affinity for forests, the sea, and fatty foods. — Kyle MacLachlan

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair. — Fatty Arbuckle

It'll all work out in the end. And if it hasn't worked out yet, that's because it is not the end. — Cap'n Fatty Goodlander

Instead of telling yourself that you do not know enough, you can now ask for guidance about what step to take next. — Catherine Carrigan

If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it to the wrong end. — P. J. O'Rourke

After returning from Cambridge in 1936, I did some work with J. M. Mioz on the oxidation of fatty acids in liver. — Luis Federico Leloir

She merely beamed a fatty beam. She was almost ponderous, and pink, with a tendency to a double chin. — Theodore Dreiser

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. — Christien Meindertsma

Today I saw my inner planet: a cracked rib, air in the lungs, fatty liver and an open heart. — Jaime Garcia

I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh. — Fatty Arbuckle

I think middle-age is the best time, if we can escape the fatty degeneration of the conscience which often sets in at about fifty. — William Ralph Inge

The trans fatty acids (found in animal products and cooked oils) are a factor in breast cancer. — Edward Martin

Detail is the heart of realism, and the fatty degeneration of art. — Clive Bell

As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions. — Patton Oswalt

When I wrote 'Dear Fatty,' I realised that sitting and writing alone is an absolute joy. — Dawn French

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon. — Michael Lewis

To the valiant actions speak alone. — Tobias Smollett

Good fat contains essential fatty acids, which improve your skin quality, slow down aging, and reduce inflammation. — Marcie Tenenbaum

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did. — Fatty Arbuckle

If the vast and the spiritual are omitted, so are the practical and the moral. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sarfati. That's my real last name. I don't use it a lot because I got 'Lea So-fatty,' 'Lea So-farty' at school. — Lea Michele

I still am champion in my own right. — Leon Spinks

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. — Chris Farley

How loud clocks can tick when a room is empty, and one is alone! — Amy Lowell

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' — Jason Segel

Never before have we had so little time in which to do so much. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

I have been known to go to the grocery store and just buy pepperoni. There's just something fantastic about salty, fatty meats. — Rachel Nichols

You're the one for me, fatty — Morrissey