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The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. — Kirstie Alley

He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance. — Chris Thrall

I was 19 when I recorded my first album, and I've been exposed to many things during these last few years; all the baby fat is gone. — Lykke Li

Overweight people have chosen food over appearance. When a fat person talks about a great place to get a burger, I lean in. They know. — Jim Gaffigan

Rule 1: Eat more fat (healthy fat) to reduce silent inflammation. Rule 2: Eat living foods every day to balance the gut. — Brenda Watson

Leave me alone, you big fat shitburger! — Chris Crutcher

A veritable pack of dogs - led by a fat, fluffy papillon - roamed the front lawn. — K.M. Shea

Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough. — Janwillem Van De Wetering

Americans like fat books and thin women. — Russell Baker

That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins. — Walter M. Miller Jr.

Don't look for someone you think you can change. Find someone you can love. Someone who will love you back, even if you get old and fat. — Brandon Shire

To all the girls that think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, its society who's ugly. — Marilyn Monroe

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. — Craig Ferguson

Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus. — Rick Riordan

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be. — Gloria Steinem

England produces the best fat actors. — Jimmy Cannon

Fat, Is saving our lives. — Robert O. Young

They're not fat pigs; we're mad scientists. — Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I'd at least like a big fat dick to bounce on. — Alice Clayton

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides. — Felipe Esparza

undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style — Joseph Conrad

It's like hip hop all over again, back in the '70s back in the Bronx, when it was just bubbling. But it's going to be huge. — Fat Joe

Governments have a favorite phrase: "lean and mean." But they've been made very, very fat for corporate interests. — Vandana Shiva

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it. — Chelsea Handler

It is not what you say, but how you say, that's important. 99% Fat Free product seems more healthy than a product with 1% Fat. — Manoj Arora

Be tiny in flesh, but fat in spirit. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me. — Jerry O'Connell

Now came Dr Foxcastle, sailing magisterially around the corner like a fat, black ship. — Susanna Clarke

I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. — C.S. Lewis

You aren't attractive; you're basically a fat fetish." — Brittany Gibbons

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce. — Terry Pratchett

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short. — Sam Ewing

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady. — Ester Dean

I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious. — Stephen Fry

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people. — Camryn Manheim

Fat Kid Proverb #52: Never miss an opportunity to dissect a compliment. — K.L. Going

Because Melissa McCarthy actually is a fat woman, she isn't allowed to make brash statements about body acceptance. She has to apologize for her body. — Jennifer Armintrout

When any fat is heated to frying temperatures, toxic volatile chemicals that can cause genetic mutations are released into the air. — Michael Greger

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately. — Roger Ailes

Growing old, overweight and fat is not inevitable. — Mark Dilworth

I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
and I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole, said Stagger Lee. — Nick Cave

The moon is fat and the night air is so pure it seems edible. — Roberto Bolano

He's back to eating cat food around the clock. And no abdominal workouts for that one. Every day of the year is fat cat day in his book. — Lauren Mechling

When I'm on tour, I'm in really good shape. When I get home, I cook, I eat, I get fat and happy. — Pink

Online daters are significantly more likely to admit they're fat than that they're Republicans. — Daniel J. Levitin

Burmese babies - fat, little, brown little divils, as — Rudyard Kipling

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike. — Sam Kinison

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo. — Rodney Dangerfield

If you're in music just to become a big, fat rock star, then I probably don't like your music to begin with. — Mark Mothersbaugh

Dirk, stunning the man. Borric shoved the third bruiser hard into a fat merchant — Raymond E. Feist

Would you get your butt in here? Shit, you are slow as a fat kid on crutches, Zoey. — P.C. Cast

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

It sucks being fat, you know. — Drew Carey

Get ready for 'Les Mis 2' ... I'm playing 'Fat Cosette.' — Rebel Wilson

There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women. — Donna Lopiano

And maybe ... you are a little fat bear cub with no wings, and no feathers. — Else Holmelund Minarik

I'm learning a lot about the culture of weight loss. I didn't know there were bloggers out there who were proud to be fat. — Mick Cornett

The 'classic' pig is inspired by northern Italy. It is made up of meat and fat, rosemary and garlic, salt and lots of black pepper. — Bill Buford

The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products. — Marion Nestle

I was big and fat and had weird parents. — Richard Griffiths

When women are stressed, they either eat too much and get fat, or they eat not so much and get thin, and the latter is what happens to me. — Shirley Eaton

Like all dancers, so much of her body fat had been converted to muscle that she needed to eat regularly. — Christopher Fowler

You know as far as diet goes, for a while I was really obsessed with counting fat grams along with the rest of the world. — Jean Smart

If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American. — Felipe Esparza

Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings — Darren Daulton

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat. — Jane Wagner

How about that one?"
"That fat thing?"
"Amber, it is a Christmas tree. It is supposed to be fat and jolly looking, like Santa Clause. — Sarah Holman

Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms? — Katie Graykowski

Poor or rich, black or white, quiet or naughty, mentally defective or sharp-witted, thin or fat, all children are great! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The accusations make me want to be kid again. Why isn't my mommy calling them big fat liars? — Kendare Blake

Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family. — Roseanne Barr

The math is stark: cut the fat, and cut your cancer risk. — Christopher McDougall

Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye. — Plutarch

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me. — Gabriel Iglesias

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. — Edith Piaf

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'. — Richard Simmons

Beautiful, he says. Fat, I think. But can't I be both at the same time? — Julie Murphy

Most dancers have no awareness of how they look; half of them think they're fat. There is anorexia in the ballet world; there are those things. — Benjamin Millepied

You must always have great, secret, big fat hopes for yourself in love and in life. The bigger, the better. — Gloria Vanderbilt

I look very different from how people expect me to be ... Clearly they think I'm a great big fat viking. — Kate Winslet

You get tons of phytonutrients and antioxidants from plant-based foods, very little saturated fat, and you avoid cholesterol entirely! — Kathy Freston

I sure don't think of myself as a fat person, just someone who carries extra weight. I've never seen anyone on the DL with pulled fat. — Rod Beck

Credulity that was being tested. A fat man with red — Lev Grossman

She's dead. So is your fat pansy. You can be dead, too, if you want. — Richard Stark

I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. — Joan Rivers

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat. — Spencer W. Kimball

I was very obsessed. I mean, I could tell you the fat content and the calorie content in absolutely anything. — Victoria Beckham

Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence. — Geoffrey Zakarian

Some of the substance of English words, I just don't understand at all because the culture's so strange to me. — Chow Yun-Fat

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. — Jerry Coleman

Your original 'factory setting' is to be an efficient fat-burning beast! — Mark Sisson

The simple answer as to why we get fat is that carbohydrates make us so; protein and fat do not — Gary Taubes

All is fair in war, and starvation is one of the weapons of war. I don't see why we should feed our enemies fat in order for them to fight harder. — Obafemi Awolowo

Good will starts out fat and sweet
as tub butter and turns slowly rancid.
It must be made again daily
if we want it fresh. — Marge Piercy

I'll remind her of how fat her arms looked in that slutty dress she wore at senior prom. That always makes her cry. Like goddamned Niagara falls. — Meg Cabot

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. — Pierre Dukan

Life is too short to live on low-fat everything. — Kristin Scott Thomas

I don't eat food, I eat fat. — Bradley Wright

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams

This is still a big barrier for me and it is for a lot of foreign actors. — Chow Yun-Fat