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Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged. — George Clooney

I'm glad we can be friends.
There's that word again. It's like a safe word. — Alex Rosa

I didn't want to be one of those ex-pros, aye hanging around. I think that's wrong. — Drew Busby

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. — Richie Sambora

There's no such thing as an ex-marine. — EX-MARINES

Some people don't realize what they have until it's gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back. — Stephan Labossiere

Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. — Melissa Landers

In your ex-wife's stingy, slutty pussy, is the subtle point I'm trying to portray. — R.K. Lilley

I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people. — Haruki Murakami

The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing. — Susan Wingate

Losing is like my ex-wife ... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. — Don Frye

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

Ugh. I was going for 'crazy ex filled with hate" not "isn't she cute when she's mad? — Kim Harrington

She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea. — Dee Burks

Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition ... — Alan Moore

I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer. — Jarod Kintz

The antagonists of finance's future, the diaboli ex machina, may have no face at all. — Usman W. Chohan

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race. — Craig Kilborn

Because it's in and about New York City, I knew 'Ex Machina' was going to have to continually mix the mundane and the fantastic. — Brian K. Vaughan

One of the benefits of being divorced is that you no longer need to listen to your ex's assessment of the appropriateness of your actions. — Amy Dickinson

Most of the time, actors respond to the thing that's so far from who they are. We all want to play the serial killer and the ex-con. — Marc Blucas

He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards. — Barbara Taylor Bradford

I started boxing when I was eight. Me and my brother Rafael started boxing in amateur tournaments when I was 13. My father was an ex-pro boxer. — Juan Manuel Marquez

Rescuing Elena plunged him into the nightmare world of people trafficking and sex slavery.... but as an ex-Royal Marine, he could handle it — David Zelder

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

You have to be naked with somebody for more than two hours for them to qualify as an ex. It's a law. — J.D. Robb

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try — Matt Nathanson

I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm. — Nadine Velazquez

Personally, I'm happy I haven't run into a murderous killer since, well ... since you chopped my ex's head off with a sword. — Amy Plum

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee. — George Strait

She had Jessica Rabbit's curves and full lips that made him wish he was a tube of ChapStick. — Avery Flynn

She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch. — Jill Shalvis

I've been through a marriage, and I'm still very fond of my ex-husband; but if I've learned anything, it's that relationships are about compromise. — Alexa Vega

You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn — Alanis Morissette

Did you hear what I said? She's ex-Mob. Her gun probably eats guns like that for breakfast. — Anna Banks

Only serfs or ex-serfs find it necessary to draw up a statement of their 'rights'. — Flann O'Brien

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer ... but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik

[S]ex no longer frightens people; it can no longer be used to develop a sense of guilt, and thereby to force submission. — Erich Fromm

All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee — George Strait

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

Threatening a current or former partner isn't passion, or love, or heartache. It's violence, it's abuse and it's a crime. — Miya Yamanouchi

In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love. — S.A. Tawks

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug. — Bob Hope

He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex. — Sarah Ferguson

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them. — Michelle Ryan

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available ... in America right now. — Merle Haggard

Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend being friends with your ex, and I'm glad to admit that I'm living proof of its possibility. — Mariella Frostrup

The long-continued and useful public service and eminent purity of character of the deceased ex-President will be remembered. — Ulysses S. Grant

I got ex's all across the country and I owe everybody in town. I got bill collectors a callin' me up, and lawyers trying to track me down. — George Strait

But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm? — Daria Snadowsky

You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over — Dessa Darling

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' — Paris Hilton

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house. — Doug Stanhope

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man's access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband. — John Fugelsang

On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone. — Chelsea Peretti

To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe. — Anthony Liccione

I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with (Gwyneth Paltrow) that's really valuable. — Ben Affleck

Callin my ex-girl or e-mailin my mama, you're the only one that's causin me this drama. — Drake

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!' -Kevin Hart — Kevin Hart

My ex-wife did once accuse me of treating my own needs as if they were instructions and everyone else's needs as impediments. — Jill Dawson

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. — Ronnie Wood

I think that most of my romance comes out in my music. And if you look at my track record of three ex-wives, maybe there's something to that. — David Foster

I don't have ex's. I have examples of what not to do in future. — Anonymous

The simple truth is that the only real 'ex-gay' person is a dead gay person - and even then I am not too sure about the validity of that statement. — Christina Engela

I sometimes think it ironic for an ex-seaman, longshoreman, truck driver, policeman, bus driver, etc ... to find success writing children's novels. — Brian Jacques

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! — Lee Ryan

There's not a day that goes by, without me thinking of you, dying, in someone else's arms. — Anthony Liccione

Who's an ex-diplomat of all people to complain if the wrapping is prettier than what's inside? — John Le Carre

There's some ex-traordinary things in books, said the mariner. — H.G.Wells

Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress. — Jay Leno

I love the one that can't be loved. Because I just didn't have the luck to love the one that could be loved. — Leydi Morfa

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Neil S. Plakcy

Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.
Melvin Baylor - Seven Up — Janet Evanovich

There's a certain clubbiness to the idea that you're an ex-president. You're no longer a politician. You're a statesman. — Robert Dallek

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. — Nina Dobrev

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick? — Carrie Fisher

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend. — Demetri Martin

Ben's ex was a Victoria's Secret supermodel. Translation: Fuck my life. — Kendall Ryan

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule. — Eva Longoria

An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future. — Unknown

Every creative story is different. And every creative story is the same. There was nothing. Now there is something. It's almost like magic. — Jonah Lehrer

Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli

My dad's an ex-policeman, and my mum is a sales representative, and they haven't got the acting bug. Bless them. — Olivia Cooke

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt

One of the ex-sucias publishes a poem about you online. It's called El Puto — Junot Diaz

All in all, he thought it was a bad idea to get involved with the woman investigating his ex's possible suicide with intent to haunt. — Marybeth Niederkorn

There's no ex out there who I'm not friends with today, and I'm extremely thankful for that. — Taylor Lautner

A teacher's major contribution may pop out anonymuosly in the life of some ex-student's grandchild. — Wendell Berry

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love. — Simon Cowell

Ex-D-boy, used to park my Beamer
Now look at me, I can park in my own arena — Jay-Z

You can't swing a cat in Ancient Greece without hitting one of Zeus's ex-girlfriends. — Rick Riordan

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg

It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away — Ben Harper