Ex Wife Quotes
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Ex Wife Quotes & Sayings
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I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
— Richie Sambora
I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people.
— Haruki Murakami
The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing.
— Susan Wingate
Losing is like my ex-wife ... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.
— Don Frye
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
— Jim Samuels
You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife?
— Ian McShane
I love my wife. My ex-wife. Nothing will ever change that." "Okay." "I can't love anyone else.
— C.D. Reiss
Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I loved literally everything about this man; even his ex-wife.
— Sahara Sanders
She sounds like a screeching ex-wife.
— Rush Limbaugh
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy.
— Scott Weiland
An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.
— Ursula Parrott
Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man's access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife
— Shelley Winters
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.
— James Woods
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.
— David Letterman
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
— Bruce Lansky
My ex-wife did once accuse me of treating my own needs as if they were instructions and everyone else's needs as impediments.
— Jill Dawson
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.
— Dirk Benedict
When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, "You want me to wear a condom?!
— Jarod Kintz
I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.
— Stewart Rahr
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover.
— Cyril Connolly
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
— Helen Rowland
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
— Neil S. Plakcy
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
— Bruce Lansky
