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I'm not, like, some mass murderer,' said Natasha. 'You're making it sound like I'm out there slaughtering everyone's reincarnated husbands. — Jojo Moyes

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands. — Diane Garnick

One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie. — Cybill Shepherd

Reformed rakes often make the best husbands. — Judith McNaught

Happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired. — George Eliot

In her world, husbands were omnipotent, never impotent. — Rabih Alameddine

None of the wives mention the security guards by the door, who will probably tackle us to the ground if we try to leave without our husbands. — Lauren DeStefano

I have left all my business and all my husbands; I have taken with me only fair weather and my children, which is as much as I want. — Madame De La Fayette

You know, the fashion business is this legendary repository of young girls on their way to getting husbands. I really wanted to work. — Ali MacGraw

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. — Shirley Maclaine

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. — Mignon McLaughlin

Every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard comment). — G.M. Malliet

It was the duty of wives to submit to husbands, not of husbands to submit to wives ... men have stronger muscles than women. — Bertrand Russell

Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men. — Suzanne Finnamore

I would like not only to have a successful band, but I want to have children, a home, and a husband. Two or three. Children, not husbands!!! — Caroline Corr

In a matriarchy men should be encouraged to take it easy, for most women prefer live husbands to blocks of shares and seats on the board. — J.B. Priestley

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands. — Cher

Some men have no idea how to romance a woman. However, women who teach their husbands what they like will be well-rewarded. — Ann Landers

Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger. — William Shakespeare

I can't be the only person in the world to have three different husbands, and yet those relationships are never talked about. — Jane Birkin

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich

Witches see the truth plainly - even if their husbands are full of nonsense. — Deborah Harkness

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. — Lee Trevino

I want to be remembered as a nice person who didn't hurt people - except my ex-husbands, maybe. — Eugenie Clark

I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants. — Pamela Anderson

Husbands came and husbands went, but dreadful hair lasted forever. — Celeste Bradley

A poore beauty finds more lovers then husbands. — George Herbert

Unfortunately, some women want to remake their husbands after their own design. — Gordon B. Hinckley

My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership. — James Dobson

Just because I was married to Aly Khan, people think I'm rich. Well, I'm not. I never got a dime from Aly or from any of my husbands. — Rita Hayworth

Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren. — Mary Calderone

We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere.
And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow. — Ted Bundy

Can't keep track of it no more, son's becoming husbands to their mothers, and old men turning your daughters into whores. — Bob Dylan

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. — Abigail Adams

Women are not always what we seem to be. What our reputations would tell you. Nor do we only exist in reference to our fathers, husbands, and sons. — Ruth Downie

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that. — Jeanne Moreau

It [feminism] is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands. — G.K. Chesterton

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket — Homer

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. — Owen Jones

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do. — Danny Kaye

Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame. — Orson Welles

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld. — Robert A. Heinlein

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door. — Indra Devi

Reformed rakes make the best husbands,"Violet said.
"Rubbish and you know it."
-Anthony to Violet — Julia Quinn