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Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Vironika Tugaleva: We sacrifice our potential because we do not

We sacrifice our potential because we do not know that we are pure potential. — Vironika Tugaleva

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Gwenn Wright: If you two had babies would they be

If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? — Gwenn Wright

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Ted Bell: I live in Florida, and I live on

I live in Florida, and I live on a small lagoon. I sit and look out at the water all day - that's what my desk is. — Ted Bell

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Ellie Wade: Life isn't love, destiny, rainbows, and butterflies. Life

Life isn't love, destiny, rainbows, and butterflies. Life is shit. It's painful and hard. It's surviving when you want to give up." "No, — Ellie Wade

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Eli Roth: What's important for me is staying healthy.

What's important for me is staying healthy. — Eli Roth

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Ben Okri: We can redream this world and make the

We can redream this world and make the dream come real. Human beings are gods hidden from themselves. — Ben Okri

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Arundhati Roy: There are things that can be forgotten. And

There are things that can be forgotten. And things that cannot - that sit on dusty shelves like stuffed birds with baleful, sideways staring eyes. — Arundhati Roy

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Evangeline Lilly: I like fantasy. I like worlds where sometimes

I like fantasy. I like worlds where sometimes you need the special effects to make it come alive, but it's not so fun acting it. — Evangeline Lilly

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Marissa Meyer: Do I have permission to take control of

Do I have permission to take control of you first? Just your bodies, not your minds."
"I've been waiting for you to admit you wanted my body. — Marissa Meyer

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Steve Brown: No it wasn't at the time cause you

No it wasn't at the time cause you have to remember, I had been playing clubs since I was 13. — Steve Brown

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Philip K. Dick: Owning and maintaining a fraud had a way

Owning and maintaining a fraud had a way of gradually demoralizing one. — Philip K. Dick

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By William Eggleston: We have a few things in common -

We have a few things in common - smoking, drinking, and women. Photography just gets us out of the house. (To photographer Juergen Teller) — William Eggleston

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Marilyn Johnson: Writers seldom just stop writing. We're like serial

Writers seldom just stop writing. We're like serial killers in that way. You have to stop us, because we cannot stop ourselves. — Marilyn Johnson

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Dane Cook: I can always get better. A lot of

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Sophie Jordan: For some reason I hesitate to tell him

For some reason I hesitate to tell him where I live. I don't want to come across as the spoiled little rich girl that's fallen low. Even if I am. — Sophie Jordan

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Gregory Maguire: Isn't that funny, that deity is passe but

Isn't that funny, that deity is passe but the attributes and implications of deity linger
— Gregory Maguire

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: One of my girlfriends was getting married. This

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

Ex Girlfriends Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: Everything you gain in life will rot and

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart. — Jim Carrey