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We sacrifice our potential because we do not know that we are pure potential. — Vironika Tugaleva

If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? — Gwenn Wright

I live in Florida, and I live on a small lagoon. I sit and look out at the water all day - that's what my desk is. — Ted Bell

Life isn't love, destiny, rainbows, and butterflies. Life is shit. It's painful and hard. It's surviving when you want to give up." "No, — Ellie Wade

What's important for me is staying healthy. — Eli Roth

We can redream this world and make the dream come real. Human beings are gods hidden from themselves. — Ben Okri

There are things that can be forgotten. And things that cannot - that sit on dusty shelves like stuffed birds with baleful, sideways staring eyes. — Arundhati Roy

I like fantasy. I like worlds where sometimes you need the special effects to make it come alive, but it's not so fun acting it. — Evangeline Lilly

Do I have permission to take control of you first? Just your bodies, not your minds."
"I've been waiting for you to admit you wanted my body. — Marissa Meyer

No it wasn't at the time cause you have to remember, I had been playing clubs since I was 13. — Steve Brown

Owning and maintaining a fraud had a way of gradually demoralizing one. — Philip K. Dick

We have a few things in common - smoking, drinking, and women. Photography just gets us out of the house. (To photographer Juergen Teller) — William Eggleston

Writers seldom just stop writing. We're like serial killers in that way. You have to stop us, because we cannot stop ourselves. — Marilyn Johnson

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

For some reason I hesitate to tell him where I live. I don't want to come across as the spoiled little rich girl that's fallen low. Even if I am. — Sophie Jordan

Isn't that funny, that deity is passe but the attributes and implications of deity linger
— Gregory Maguire

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart. — Jim Carrey