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It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about. — Caroline Rhea

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? — Kurt Vonnegut

Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. — Clarence Darrow

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive. — Harvey Penick

Let's be cautious about dreaming up extreme scenarios. The situation in Iraq is still salvageable. — Rand Beers

Liquor does this? Even after you're sober?" "A cruel joke, isn't it? The gods put a price tag on everything, it seems. — Scott Lynch

Let each man pass his days in that endeavor wherein his gift is greatest. — Propertius

He'd sooner die trying to hold the world on his shoulders than running away. Better always to run toward. And so he did. — Laini Taylor

Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic. — Fernando Perez

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. — Will Rogers

I believe that everything in Nature aspires to the acme of strength, well-being, and happiness; and everything that deviates from this I call immoral. — Henry Van De Velde

No one has any experience of the battle of Armageddon. — G.K. Chesterton

Yeah and purple monkeys fly from my ass at dawn. — Diana Graves

Is everything a joke to you?" I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. "Not everything." "Like what?" "You. — Becca Fitzpatrick

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. — Friedrich Schiller

Everything in life is not a joke."

"No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself. — Karl Lagerfeld

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke. — David Byrne

If I were a 13-year-old and I wanted to create subversive art, I wouldn't go out and buy an electric guitar. I'd get myself a personal computer. — Thomas Dolby

I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit. — Megan Hilty

Fundamentalists can't take a joke. Ever. They want us to blindly obey, parrot everything they do, and believe in their dogmas. — Shahin Najafi

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore

Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias

Peace ought not be regarded the height of civilization, else like barbarians we forever battle for peace. — Criss Jami

Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot the rules. Everything's a joke until it's not, and words don't mean anything until you want them to. — Kit Rocha

Beware of people who constantly assert their integrity and honor. People of character don't have to point it out. — Michael Josephson

Time is a terrible thing because it erases joys and pains at the same time. — Gosho Aoyama

Nora & Patch:
N:Is everything a joke to you?
P:Not everything.
N:Like what?
P:You. — Becca Fitzpatrick

None of us is as smart as all of as — Eric Schmidt

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious. — Frank Zappa

Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental; — Gunter Grass

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead