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It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.
— Caroline Rhea
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?
— Kurt Vonnegut
Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious.
— Clarence Darrow
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.
— Harvey Penick
Let's be cautious about dreaming up extreme scenarios. The situation in Iraq is still salvageable.
— Rand Beers
Liquor does this? Even after you're sober?" "A cruel joke, isn't it? The gods put a price tag on everything, it seems.
— Scott Lynch
He'd sooner die trying to hold the world on his shoulders than running away. Better always to run toward. And so he did.
— Laini Taylor
Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic.
— Fernando Perez
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
— Will Rogers
I believe that everything in Nature aspires to the acme of strength, well-being, and happiness; and everything that deviates from this I call immoral.
— Henry Van De Velde
No one has any experience of the battle of Armageddon.
— G.K. Chesterton
Yeah and purple monkeys fly from my ass at dawn.
— Diana Graves
Is everything a joke to you?" I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. "Not everything." "Like what?" "You.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
— Friedrich Schiller
Everything in life is not a joke.""No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce
Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Fundamentalists can't take a joke. Ever. They want us to blindly obey, parrot everything they do, and believe in their dogmas.
— Shahin Najafi
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
— Alan Moore
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Peace ought not be regarded the height of civilization, else like barbarians we forever battle for peace.
— Criss Jami
Beware of people who constantly assert their integrity and honor. People of character don't have to point it out.
— Michael Josephson
Nora & Patch:N:Is everything a joke to you?
P:Not everything.
N:Like what?
P:You. — Becca Fitzpatrick
None of us is as smart as all of as
— Eric Schmidt
Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;
— Gunter Grass
You make a joke out of everything.Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead