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You have two hands, One to help yourself and the second to help others. — Unknown

Shined, combed, brushed and gorgeous — Anthony Burgess

If religion, she also liked to say, is the opiate of the masses, fundamentalism is the amphetamine. — C.D. Wright

Anonymity was one of the major perks of the OASIS. — Ernest Cline

One thing that was beyond our wildest dreams was that somehow the simulation of arguably justifiable serial murder could bring people together. — Michael C. Hall

Not everything is a Dream something's are Reality. — Jan Jansen

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. — Steven Wright

I have always thought beach weddings are beautiful. A sunset ceremony with a beautiful sky, white drapes and fire lanterns. — Ricky Whittle

so pRetty i hAd to Eat hiM — Scott Westerfeld

A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself. — Chinua Achebe

Miles Davis was doing something inherently African, something that has to do with all forms of American music, not just jazz. — Cassandra Wilson

As an economy measures performance in terms of the creation of money, people become a major source of inefficiency. — David Korten

A lot of folks feel like my brother and me or other politicians chart out their careers from Day 1 until the end. I've never been like that. — Joaquin Castro