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Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Lynn Kellan: Housework, if you do it right, will kill

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck — Lynn Kellan

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By J.P. Donleavy: I'm sick of people. The less I have

I'm sick of people. The less I have to do with them for the rest of my life the better. I don't careif I die. — J.P. Donleavy

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: The circus a place where horses, ponies and

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool. — Ambrose Bierce

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Susan Branch: ... because commonsensically speaking, a room full of

... because commonsensically speaking, a room full of good books had to better for your health than a room with no books in it at all. — Susan Branch

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: I fear that I have not got much

I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold. — Henry David Thoreau

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Erma Bombeck: My idea of housework is to sweep the

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. — Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Jimmy Soul: An ugly woman cooks your meals on time,

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind. — Jimmy Soul

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Edgar Cayce: Anyone with great imagination, of course, is intuitive.

Anyone with great imagination, of course, is intuitive. Knowledge of any nature, unless put into practical use, becomes of little effect. — Edgar Cayce

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Be strong enough to love, be brave enough

Be strong enough to love, be brave enough to forgive. — Debasish Mridha

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. — Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Elspeth Huxley: One of the stock Sydney jokes is of

One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.' — Elspeth Huxley

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Housework, if it is done properly, can cause

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage. — Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Richard Dawkins: [If] there is mercy in nature, it is

[If] there is mercy in nature, it is accidental. Nature is neither kind nor cruel but indifferent. — Richard Dawkins

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Housework can kill you if done right.

Housework can kill you if done right. — Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Phyllis Chesler: Women must begin to "save" themselves and their

Women must begin to "save" themselves and their daughters before they "save" their husbands and their sons; before they "save" the whole world. — Phyllis Chesler

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Oenomaus: A gladiator's first distraction is his last.

A gladiator's first distraction is his last. — Oenomaus

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Jonathan Goforth: No, don't interfere. Leave the matter in God's

No, don't interfere. Leave the matter in God's hands." My — Jonathan Goforth

Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes By Pete Rose: I bet on baseball in 1987 and 1988.

I bet on baseball in 1987 and 1988. — Pete Rose