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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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this was business.
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I miss my suits...
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We lost the crickets.
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*to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard
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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
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Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
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My bugs don't have bugs.
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You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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Any of these vultures smell weakness, and they'll mess you up faster than sugar in a gas tank.
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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
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Who or what inspires you?""I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself. — Eoin Colfer
They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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Holly is alive,' thought Foaly'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
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Some people just needed to be stolen from.
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King Nicholas had explained the lense box to
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When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
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Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer
I have no time for babbling foolishness.""Don't be so hasty," said Victor. "There's always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer
Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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Will you miss him Holly?" he asked suddenly. [ ... ] "No," she said. "I will not miss him."
But her eyes told the real story. — Eoin Colfer
Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.
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Probably is absolutely the best I can do.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.
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The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trousers.
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Being part of a secret is a great source of strength.
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Mortals, screw 'em.
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Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? — Eoin Colfer
... desperate times required judicious risk-taking.
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Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.
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I am surprised. 'A disk? A bloody disk. What do I look like to you? Jason goddamn Bourne?
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Anything else, Butler?""The cosh, sir. — Eoin Colfer
...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
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There's always time for babbling.
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How was your ... eh ... trip?"Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ... — Eoin Colfer
All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
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Well, young man, have you found anyone worthy of your respect?"Artemis smiled back. "Yes," he said. "I believe I have. — Eoin Colfer
I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.
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It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
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Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you.
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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly..
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
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Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart.
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Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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