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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots. — Eoin Colfer

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. — Eoin Colfer

this was business. — Eoin Colfer

The thought of revenge always gave her a warm fuzzy feeling. — Eoin Colfer

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal. — Eoin Colfer

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up. — Eoin Colfer

I miss my suits... — Eoin Colfer

We lost the crickets. — Eoin Colfer

*to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard — Eoin Colfer

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present. — Eoin Colfer

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. — Eoin Colfer

Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional. — Eoin Colfer

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers — Eoin Colfer

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. — Eoin Colfer

The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. — Eoin Colfer

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't. — Eoin Colfer

My bugs don't have bugs. — Eoin Colfer

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss? — Eoin Colfer

You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue — Eoin Colfer

Trust me. I'm a genius. — Eoin Colfer

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet. — Eoin Colfer

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. — Eoin Colfer

Any of these vultures smell weakness, and they'll mess you up faster than sugar in a gas tank. — Eoin Colfer

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? — Eoin Colfer

Who or what inspires you?"
"I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself. — Eoin Colfer

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened. — Eoin Colfer

What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever. — Eoin Colfer

If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void. — Eoin Colfer

Holly is alive,' thought Foaly
'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer

Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base! — Eoin Colfer

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. — Eoin Colfer

Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment. — Eoin Colfer

I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal. — Eoin Colfer

Some people just needed to be stolen from. — Eoin Colfer

King Nicholas had explained the lense box to — Eoin Colfer

When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises. — Eoin Colfer

I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels. — Eoin Colfer

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world. — Eoin Colfer

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. — Eoin Colfer

Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying. — Eoin Colfer

Commander: What's that?
Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like? — Eoin Colfer

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame. — Eoin Colfer

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts. — Eoin Colfer

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer

Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here? — Eoin Colfer

I have no time for babbling foolishness."
"Don't be so hasty," said Victor. "There's always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer

Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first. — Eoin Colfer

Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny — Eoin Colfer

He took a deep, shuddering breath. Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan? — Eoin Colfer

If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma. — Eoin Colfer

Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious. — Eoin Colfer

Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life. — Eoin Colfer

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! — Eoin Colfer

Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down? — Eoin Colfer

Will you miss him Holly?" he asked suddenly.
[ ... ] "No," she said. "I will not miss him."
But her eyes told the real story. — Eoin Colfer

Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term. — Eoin Colfer

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff. — Eoin Colfer

Probably is absolutely the best I can do. — Eoin Colfer

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders. — Eoin Colfer

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? — Eoin Colfer

Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship. — Eoin Colfer

The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trousers. — Eoin Colfer

Being part of a secret is a great source of strength. — Eoin Colfer

Mortals, screw 'em. — Eoin Colfer

Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat. — Eoin Colfer

Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?
Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? — Eoin Colfer

... desperate times required judicious risk-taking. — Eoin Colfer

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch. — Eoin Colfer

I am surprised. 'A disk? A bloody disk. What do I look like to you? Jason goddamn Bourne? — Eoin Colfer

Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life. — Eoin Colfer

This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot — Eoin Colfer

People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone. — Eoin Colfer

Anything else, Butler?"
"The cosh, sir. — Eoin Colfer

Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers. — Eoin Colfer

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. — Eoin Colfer

...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make. — Eoin Colfer

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. — Eoin Colfer

There's always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer

How was your ... eh ... trip?"
Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ... — Eoin Colfer

That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. — Eoin Colfer

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket. — Eoin Colfer

Perhaps we can win, he thought. But there will be no happy ending — Eoin Colfer

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? — Eoin Colfer

The name's Bond. James Omar Bond. — Eoin Colfer

You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you. — Eoin Colfer

The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall. — Eoin Colfer

Well, young man, have you found anyone worthy of your respect?"
Artemis smiled back. "Yes," he said. "I believe I have. — Eoin Colfer

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader. — Eoin Colfer

It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON- — Eoin Colfer

Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you. — Eoin Colfer

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.. — Eoin Colfer

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary. — Eoin Colfer

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. — Eoin Colfer

Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart. — Eoin Colfer

The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. — Eoin Colfer

Mona began firing with deadly accuracy, also with a stream of Spanish words that Cosmo suspected were not taught in kindergarten. — Eoin Colfer

If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun. — Eoin Colfer

Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist. — Eoin Colfer

Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal. — Eoin Colfer