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English Humorous Quotes By Cora Reilly: I swallowed. Be strong, Valentina. The wish of

I swallowed. Be strong, Valentina. The wish of a dead man is sacred. Don't break your promise. — Cora Reilly

English Humorous Quotes By Bob Hope: There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood. — Bob Hope

English Humorous Quotes By Tessa Dare: Is it truly so unfathomable, that an imperfect

Is it truly so unfathomable, that an imperfect girl might be perfectly loved? — Tessa Dare

English Humorous Quotes By Dave Barry: England is a very popular foreign country to

England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English. — Dave Barry

English Humorous Quotes By Bob Hope: She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope

English Humorous Quotes By Garrett Hardin: Thou shalt not transgress the carrying capacity

Thou shalt not transgress the carrying capacity — Garrett Hardin

English Humorous Quotes By Dave Barry: English history consists largely of royal people getting

English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off ... Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. — Dave Barry

English Humorous Quotes By Kelvin Yu: I think diversity has to happen on a

I think diversity has to happen on a storytelling level, not just on a casting level. — Kelvin Yu

English Humorous Quotes By Bob Hope: My folks were English ... we were too

My folks were English ... we were too poor to be British. — Bob Hope

English Humorous Quotes By George Mikes: The English have no soul; they have the

The English have no soul; they have the understatement instead. — George Mikes

English Humorous Quotes By Henry Ford: Speculation is only a word covering the making

Speculation is only a word covering the making of money out of the manipulation of prices, instead of supplying goods and services. — Henry Ford

English Humorous Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: What happened when the Verb asked the noun

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun! — Ana Claudia Antunes

English Humorous Quotes By Thurgood Marshall: Customary greeting to Chief Justice Warren E. Burger,

Customary greeting to Chief Justice Warren E. Burger, What's shaking, chiefy baby? — Thurgood Marshall

English Humorous Quotes By George Mikes: Bad English was the second language of Israel

Bad English was the second language of Israel and bad Hebrew, of course, remained the national language. — George Mikes

English Humorous Quotes By Victoria Aveyard: This morning I was a servant, tonight I'm

This morning I was a servant, tonight I'm a princess. How much more will change? — Victoria Aveyard

English Humorous Quotes By David Mitchell: 'Y' is about the weakest letter of all.

'Y' is about the weakest letter of all. 'Y' can't make up its mind if it's a vowel or a consonant, can it? — David Mitchell

English Humorous Quotes By Mac Thornberry: Energy is necessary for economic growth, for a

Energy is necessary for economic growth, for a better quality of life, and for human progress. — Mac Thornberry

English Humorous Quotes By Bob Hope: English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower. — Bob Hope

English Humorous Quotes By Tabitha Suzuma: This is the definition of happiness: a whole

This is the definition of happiness: a whole day stretching out ahead of me, beautiful in its emptiness and simplicity. — Tabitha Suzuma

English Humorous Quotes By Gordon Korman: For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. — Gordon Korman

English Humorous Quotes By Rod Longuestte: Shakespeare was so ahead of his time that

Shakespeare was so ahead of his time that people still don't talk that way. — Rod Longuestte

English Humorous Quotes By Martha Beck: Take off your watch: the divine is speaking

Take off your watch: the divine is speaking to you. — Martha Beck