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English Funny Quotes By Samuel Beckett: I want very much to be back in

I want very much to be back in the caul, on my back in the dark forever. — Samuel Beckett

English Funny Quotes By Richard Llewellyn: So I went to bed, full, happy, and

So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

English Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The English have a miraculous power of turning

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. — Oscar Wilde

English Funny Quotes By Jean-Georges Vongerichten: When I went to London, they told me

When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

English Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: The East End of Glasgow is like the

The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English. — Frankie Boyle

English Funny Quotes By Marisa De Los Santos: You mustn't let men drive you to mangling

You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are. — Marisa De Los Santos

English Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Your blessing in life is when you find

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with. — Jerry Seinfeld

English Funny Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

English Funny Quotes By Jim Broadbent: It's funny how a film about a murderous

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you. — Jim Broadbent

English Funny Quotes By Carolyn Brown: water. Bear Creek is the cause the

water. Bear Creek is the cause the — Carolyn Brown

English Funny Quotes By Pharrell Williams: I have an all-Japanese design team, and none

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation. — Pharrell Williams

English Funny Quotes By George Mikes: Continental people have a sex life; the English

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. — George Mikes

English Funny Quotes By Sacha Guitry: If a playwright is funny, the English look

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. — Sacha Guitry

English Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I was not born with English in my

I was not born with English in my pocket. — Santosh Kalwar

English Funny Quotes By Rachel Caine: Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

English Funny Quotes By Robin Williams: We have a president for whom English is

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

English Funny Quotes By Seth Grahame-Smith: Seeing the way his trousers clung to those

Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts. — Seth Grahame-Smith

English Funny Quotes By Alfred Lord Tennyson: Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control; these three alone lead one

Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control; these three alone lead one to sovereign power. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

English Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope God speaks English. If I get

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

English Funny Quotes By Carnie Wilson: I want to get into voice-overs.

I want to get into voice-overs. — Carnie Wilson

English Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I

Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little. — Emma Chase

English Funny Quotes By David Cross: Because you've been on dates where y'know, you

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

English Funny Quotes By Alejandro Jodorowsky: I don't believe in failing. I have dignity.

I don't believe in failing. I have dignity. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

English Funny Quotes By Dany Heatley: You do your job, you get your work

You do your job, you get your work done at the rink and then you go home. The big thing is figuring out what you're going to do the rest of the day. — Dany Heatley

English Funny Quotes By Richard House: Everything in English sounded funny.

Everything in English sounded funny. — Richard House

English Funny Quotes By Frank Bough: Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough

English Funny Quotes By Margaret Cho: My parents are very funny when they have

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. — Margaret Cho

English Funny Quotes By Bertrand Russell: John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell

English Funny Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: How can we win souls for Christ? We

How can we win souls for Christ? We must continue to preach the gospel of salvation. — Lailah Gifty Akita

English Funny Quotes By Ava Zavora: Virtue makes for a cold bed.

Virtue makes for a cold bed. — Ava Zavora

English Funny Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

English Funny Quotes By Euginia Herlihy: This separation happened for a reason, this esason

This separation happened for a reason, this esason is for our own good; God is just positioning us. — Euginia Herlihy

English Funny Quotes By L.H. Thomson: I'm English. We're about as tactful as a

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

English Funny Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: A woman who is praying and a woman

A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it. — M.F. Moonzajer

English Funny Quotes By Alison Wong: Love is simple, if you allow it to

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

English Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I beg your pardon; I am drunk without

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar