Enema Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Enema

Enema Quotes & Sayings

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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. — Lenny Bruce

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

All who have come to me must have enema each day. — G.I. Gurdjieff

We need to be reminded sometimes that a sunrise last but a few minutes.
But its beauty can burn in our hearts eternally. — R.A. Salvatore

Gonna have to give myself a mental enema when we get back to the TARDIS. — Mike Tucker

I really work hard to shape the song so that it's attractive ... You don't want to give people the information in an enema. — Buffy Sainte-Marie

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema. — Warren Beatty

The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin

There is nothing that an intellectual less likes to change than his mind, or a politician his policy. — Theodore Dalrymple

The task of the educator lies in seeing that the child does not confound good with immobility and evil with activity. — Maria Montessori

The world needs an enema. — Mason Cooley

revelation hit me like an ice-water enema. — William Hjortsberg

Jason Witten will go down as one of the best tight ends in history. — Deion Sanders

If you ever took an enema, you'd disappear off the face of this Earth without trace! — Lady Colin Campbell

I'll wait for you forever. — Courtney Allison Moulton

all democratic societies based on the rule of law, on the Tinkerbell Principle: it functioned only so long as its participants believed in it.48 — William J. Bernstein

Sexual intercourse was to be looked on as a slightly disgusting minor operation, like having an enema. — George Orwell

I heard where it's a misery wrapped in an enema. — Terry Pratchett

Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea. — Saul Alinsky

If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox. — Anonymous

There are many words in the English language that you never want to hear you father say. Enema. Orgasm. Disappointed. — Lauren Oliver

Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe. — Marla Buchanan

This town needs an enema! — Jack Nicholson

I need my meds. And shock therapy. And maybe an enema! — Jay Bell

I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema, there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles. — E.B. White

Paulie's got so much Jesus, he's going to need an enema to get it all out of him, — Nick Wilgus

Sometimes, Freud argued, people need a history enema. — Tom Keneally

(The Soviet space agency did not traditionally give cosmonauts steak and eggs before launch; it gave them a one-liter enema.) Fahey, — Mary Roach

Reading Stephen King's book, On Writing, was like being cornered and forced to have a long, drawn out mental enema. — Mary Garden

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well as think. — Ralph Waldo Emerson