Eminem's Quotes

A lot of truth is said in jest. — Eminem

God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me. — Eminem

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. — Eminem

Hip-hop is universal now, it's all commercial now.
It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now. — Eminem

I love listening to Lil' Wayne, Drake, and Eminem to get me fired up! — Gabby Douglas

Ultimately, who you choose to be in a relationship with and what you do in your bedroom is your business. — Eminem

I was born a premature birth.
My first words were "bleep, bleep" and "Curse, Curse"
My breath still stinks and I'm on my 3rd cert. — Eminem

If there's not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something. — Eminem

In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum. — Eminem

Anything I've ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time. — Eminem

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime. — Eminem

I'm about as normal as Norman Bates. — Eminem

Hip-hop saved my life, man. It's the only thing I've ever been even decent at. I don't know how to do anything else. — Eminem

My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein operated on. — Eminem

I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker. — Eminem

When you feel like you've had it up to here, and you're mad enough to scream, but you're sad enough to tear, that's rock bottom. — Eminem

Slim Shady: Hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz, with the windows up
When the temp goes up to the mid 80's. — Eminem

Well, Eminem, you know, I know him longer. Ive been signed to his label since 2001 and he's a good friend. — Obie Trice

Fuck money, I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead, it's never been said, but I said precedents. — Eminem

Eminem's rhyme patterns are super dope and he can squeeze a million words in a couple bars. Crazy creative. His voice changes alot though. — Chamillionaire

That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. — Eminem

You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. — Eminem

As for my stuff, I'm just doing guest verses for other people's records. I try to stay recording, because if I don't, I get rusty. — Eminem

In my mind I'ma fighter, my heart's a lighter, my soul is the fluid. My flow sparks it right up. — Eminem

In honor of my goddaughter's christening, I will perform 'The Real Slim Shady,' by Eminem," he says confidently. — Sophie Kinsella

If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope. — Eminem

You actually can make it, no matter what. I truly am a firm believer in that. Eminem's living proof. — Brittany Murphy

I'm a hard-mouthed northeastern lad. That's me - the Eminem of Northeast England. — Jamie Bell

Nobody's gonna be bigger than Eminem. — Kanye West

As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight. — Eminem

I like to quote Shakespeare. But in this case, the rapper Eminem said it best: Words are a motherfucker. — Jillian Keenan

It's not a contest, and I ain't on no conquest for no mate. — Eminem

I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it. — Eminem

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie. — Eminem

Well, it's great that critics are comparing
me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice. — Uncle Kracker

If that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine, I'm a break that birdie's neck. — Eminem

It's just hard to meet new people, in my position. — Eminem

When Elton John sang a duet with the white rapper Eminem on a Grammy telecast, rap went mainstream. Massive parental headaches followed. — Bill O'Reilly

People will hate you for speaking the truth, but you've gotta learn to stand up to them, so don't be offended if I say something you don't like. — Eminem

Where's Eminem, when is Em coming out, Em this, Em that, 50 this, 50 that ... What about Obie? — Obie Trice

I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have. — Eminem

The album requires a certain focus of mine that I can't really explain - let's just say it's all I can really do while I'm doing it. — Eminem

The great thing about Eminem is, he's just hysterical. You forget, people like Eminem because he is riotously funny. And he's a great actor. — Judd Apatow

I was obsessed with Eminem when I was younger. When he first came out I was about 12 and fanatical about his 'Slim Shady' CD. I think he's a genius. — Robert Pattinson

Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not. — Eminem

Before I was famous, when I was just working in Gilbert's Lodge, everything was moving in slow motion. — Eminem

I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream. — Eminem

Soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping — Eminem

I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot, success is my only option, failure's not. — Eminem

Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found. — Eminem

50 is Eminem's favourite rapper ... I'm my favourite rapper. — Kanye West

I think YouTube has destroyed the genre barrier. People can be into Justin Bieber and Eminem at the same time. It's a good thing. — Ed Sheeran

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it. — Eminem

When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is 10 times sicker than I am. — Eminem

But you lied again. Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it 'window pane. — Eminem

I only found out about Eminem getting on the track like a month ago. As if the song couldn't get any better. He just slays me, he's such a genius. — Hayley Williams

Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup — Eminem

Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters — Eminem

I don't know why this world keeps turning, round and round. But I wish it would stop and let me off right now! — Eminem

Eminem is like the godfather of the hip-hop game, — Tony Yayo

Insecure about my body, about my personality, sometimes even about my understanding of everything. — Eminem

Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake. — Eminem

I love Eminem, I love Moby. Why can't we just be friends? — Chris Kirkpatrick

I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth. — Eminem

It creeps me out sometimes to think of the person I was. I was a terrible person. I was mean to people. — Eminem

You'd have to walk a thousand miles in my shoes just to see what its like to be me!! — Eminem

Just promise me you'll think of me everytime you look up in the sky and see a star — Eminem

Sporadic thoughts will pop into my head and I'll have to go write something down, and the next thing you know I've written a whole song in an hour. — Eminem

I'm standing on my Monopoly board that means I'm on top of my game — Eminem

My overall look on things is a lot more mature than it used to be. — Eminem

I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like. — Eminem

I grew up on Hip Hop, it's the music I love and it's the music I respect. I respect the culture ... that's me. — Eminem

I'm hatin' my reflection, I walk around the house tryin' to fight mirrors, I can't stand what I look like — Eminem

Lose yourself in the music, the moment - you own it. — Eminem

Unless you want to fuck me, why do you care what I look like? — Eminem

Why be a king,when you can be a god? — Eminem

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me. — Eminem

Everything always happens for a reason. — Eminem

Every time I listen to Eminem, I fall in love with music all over again. — Hayley Williams

It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening — Eminem

So many lives I touch, so much anger. — Eminem

Eminem's 'Lose Yourself' is my go-to song to pump myself up if I'm having a tough time or if I get really nervous right before a speech. — Sara Blakely

Everybody in the '80s, well, we hate rap. Now, the biggest rapper in the world ... Eminem. Rap's a black thing. — Chubby Checker

I believe people can change, but only for the worse — Eminem

Rap was my drug. — Eminem

I've never met Eminem; you don't meet Eminem. He has his own secret service. — Chance The Rapper

When 'Paul's Boutique' came out, I was one of the fans that didn't get it. — Eminem

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5 ... she was 15. — Eminem

I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be, that's just me. — Eminem

I don't think I ever thought of myself as Superman. But there were people who thought of me that way, and maybe I believed them a little. — Eminem

You may be gone but you're never over. — Eminem

Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid. — Eminem

Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross. — Eminem

When I say or do something I do it, I don't give a damn what you think, I'm doing this for me.. — Eminem

I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it. — Eminem

You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture. — Eminem

See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare — Eminem

Money is what makes a man act funny. — Eminem