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Elf's Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Dobby has no master!" squealed the elf. "Dobby

Dobby has no master!" squealed the elf. "Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends! — J.K. Rowling

Elf's Quotes By John Keats: So rainbow-sided, touch'd with miseries,She seem'd, at once,

So rainbow-sided, touch'd with miseries,
She seem'd, at once, some penanced lady elf,
Some demon's mistress, or the demon's self. — John Keats

Elf's Quotes By Noelle Alladania Meade: When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer,

When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I'm wearing vendor trash. — Noelle Alladania Meade

Elf's Quotes By Nicole Krauss: The plural of elf is elves! What a

The plural of elf is elves! What a language! What a world! — Nicole Krauss

Elf's Quotes By Charles Churchill: Drawn by conceit from reason's planHow vain is

Drawn by conceit from reason's plan
How vain is that poor creature man;
How pleas'd in ev'ry paltry elf
To grate about that thing himself. — Charles Churchill

Elf's Quotes By Verne Troyer: I stay away from the elf roles; I

I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to do are something that an average actor would do. — Verne Troyer

Elf's Quotes By Orlando Bloom: I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a

I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad to have done all of that already. — Orlando Bloom

Elf's Quotes By Maxwell Maltz: The "Success-type" personality is composed of: S-ense of

The "Success-type" personality is composed of: S-ense of direction U - nderstanding C-ourage C-harity E-steem S-elf-Confidence S-elf-Acceptance. — Maxwell Maltz

Elf's Quotes By Will Ferrell: James Caan told me at the end of

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. — Will Ferrell

Elf's Quotes By Cassandra Clare: He's probably never met a six-foot tall hot

He's probably never met a six-foot tall hot elf-women in a fur bikini either. — Cassandra Clare

Elf's Quotes By Rick Riordan: Even with my sunglasses on, my eyeballs were

Even with my sunglasses on, my eyeballs were screaming in pain. Stupid beautiful sunrise in stupid Elf World. — Rick Riordan

Elf's Quotes By Paul O'Grady: It's become normal for me to walk on

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken. — Paul O'Grady

Elf's Quotes By Rick Riordan: Hearth signed, 'is it talking? I don't read

Hearth signed, 'is it talking? I don't read sword lips.'
'what is he saying?' Jack asked. 'I don't read elf hands — Rick Riordan

Elf's Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars

I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road! — J.R.R. Tolkien

Elf's Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Offend Dobby!" choked the elf. "Dobby has never

Offend Dobby!" choked the elf. "Dobby has never been asked to sit down by a wizard - like an equal - — J.K. Rowling

Elf's Quotes By Kim Harrison: You think Ivy's a planner? She has nothing

You think Ivy's a planner? She has nothing on a motivated elf with too much money. — Kim Harrison

Elf's Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: I see that you are an elf-friend; the

I see that you are an elf-friend; the light in your eyes and the ring in your voice tells it. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Elf's Quotes By Parker Posey: I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe

I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf. — Parker Posey

Elf's Quotes By Chaley Rose: I'm not hard on myself - I brush

I'm not hard on myself - I brush those things off - but there are days when I'm pleased with myself, and days when I think I have elf ears. — Chaley Rose

Elf's Quotes By Tom Kenny: He's not a child but he's childlike, he's

He's not a child but he's childlike, he's not a grown up, he's not a kid, maybe he sounds like an elf on helium, we'll play with it. — Tom Kenny

Elf's Quotes By Rick Riordan: I think we can all agree that this

I think we can all agree that this deaf elf sure plays a mean pinball. — Rick Riordan

Elf's Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free

Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf! — J.K. Rowling

Elf's Quotes By Jeffery Russell: A lich guards his phylactery like an elf

A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad. — Jeffery Russell

Elf's Quotes By Laura Resnick: What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his

What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his way past the last of the stampeding throng. "And why is Santa worshiping that elf? — Laura Resnick

Elf's Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Here lies Dobby, a free elf.

Here lies Dobby, a free elf. — J.K. Rowling

Elf's Quotes By Jodie B. Cooper: She touched something deep in his soul. He

She touched something deep in his soul. He didn't believe in love at first sight, but the thought of hurting her made his chest ache. — Jodie B. Cooper

Elf's Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I have had it all tested for poison,"

I have had it all tested for poison," he assured Harry. "Had a house-elf taste every bottle after what happened to your poor friend Rupert. — J.K. Rowling

Elf's Quotes By Christopher Paolini: Never ask an elf for help; they might

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207) — Christopher Paolini

Elf's Quotes By Bob Newhart: I didn't need the elf outfit to play

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf. — Bob Newhart

Elf's Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: Why do ye care," elf? Athrogate asked him.

Why do ye care," elf? Athrogate asked him. "I do not know," came Jarlaxle's honest response. — R.A. Salvatore

Elf's Quotes By David Rangel: Elves don't shimmer

Elves don't shimmer — David Rangel

Elf's Quotes By Christopher Paolini: I do not want him to die. No

I do not want him to die. No elf does. However, if every waking moment is a torment to him, then won't it be better for him to seek release?" Neither — Christopher Paolini

Elf's Quotes By Tim Dorsey: Those are the Big Three: clipboards, orange cones,

Those are the Big Three: clipboards, orange cones, elf suits. People don't question — Tim Dorsey

Elf's Quotes By Meg Cabot: Who knew an elf queen could be so

Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious! — Meg Cabot

Elf's Quotes By Clare B. Dunkle: Kate felt very offended. 'I am not an

Kate felt very offended. 'I am not an elf,' she insisted. 'I'm an Englishwoman! — Clare B. Dunkle

Elf's Quotes By Angela McPherson: Wow. Y'all really outdid yourselves. Looks like an

Wow. Y'all really outdid yourselves. Looks like an elf threw up in here. — Angela McPherson

Elf's Quotes By Thaddeus White: The elf was armed with a bow, a

The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance. — Thaddeus White

Elf's Quotes By Anonymous: but she was damn sure he should be

but she was damn sure he should be in love with her - not some spindly-limbed, slant-eyed, pointy-eared elf bitch. — Anonymous

Elf's Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: Dark elf!" Belwar called as loudly as he

Dark elf!" Belwar called as loudly as he dared. "Dark elf, take your panther away. Dark elf! — R.A. Salvatore

Elf's Quotes By A.F. Stewart: I marched to the head Elf. "Where's the

I marched to the head Elf. "Where's the frog? — A.F. Stewart

Elf's Quotes By Peter Dinklage: Call me Elf ... one more time!

Call me Elf ... one more time! — Peter Dinklage

Elf's Quotes By Cristina Rayne: My new elf husband wasted no time in

My new elf husband wasted no time in carrying me to the bed, then tumbling us both onto the coverlet. — Cristina Rayne

Elf's Quotes By Sabrina Zbasnik: It would be either a very skilled or

It would be either a very skilled or very unwise man to steal from an assassin." - Taliesin — Sabrina Zbasnik

Elf's Quotes By Rick Riordan: Elf magic," Mallory said. "Sneaky Vanir-style witchcraft unfit

Elf magic," Mallory said. "Sneaky Vanir-style witchcraft unfit for a true warrior." She punched me in the arm. "I like you better already. — Rick Riordan

Elf's Quotes By Evangeline Lilly: When I was a little girl, I dreamed

When I was a little girl, I dreamed of being an elf. — Evangeline Lilly

Elf's Quotes By J.M.K. Walkow: She was an elfShe turned the lake to

She was an elf
She turned the lake to swamp
A dark and warm marsh
Her body sunk down
There unshaken lay — J.M.K. Walkow

Elf's Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: He turned with Wulfgar to leave, but the

He turned with Wulfgar to leave, but the door burst in before them. "Nice blade, elf!" said Bruenor Battlehammer, standing in a puddle of seawater. — R.A. Salvatore

Elf's Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Indeed, you're so close that I eat the

Indeed, you're so close that I eat the food and you burp for me." Elf — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Elf's Quotes By George MacDonald: Joy's a subtil elf. I think man's happiest

Joy's a subtil elf. I think man's happiest when he forgets himself. — George MacDonald

Elf's Quotes By Evangeline Lilly: I think doing a female Elf in the

I think doing a female Elf in the Woodland realm was a bit safer, because we haven't met one of those yet. — Evangeline Lilly

Elf's Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Yes!" it exclaimed, bouncing up and down, its

Yes!" it exclaimed, bouncing up and down, its ears flapping like sails. "Yes, you hear me! Razor found you! Found girl and funny dark elf. — Julie Kagawa

Elf's Quotes By Rick Riordan: The elf had regained consciousness ... sort of.

The elf had regained consciousness ... sort of. He leaned against Blitz, giggling silently and making random signs like, Butterfly. Pop. Yippee. — Rick Riordan

Elf's Quotes By John Le Carre: He looks like a mixture of Humpty-Dumpty and

He looks like a mixture of Humpty-Dumpty and a Cornish elf
very short and broad
and I don't think he's anyone's fool. — John Le Carre

Elf's Quotes By Roxanne Snopek: Once in rur-al Flathead coun-tyStood a cru-wel Christmas

Once in rur-al Flathead coun-ty
Stood a cru-wel Christmas scene
Dumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deer
When an elf did intervene. — Roxanne Snopek

Elf's Quotes By K. Farrell St. Germain: There is a kind of wisdom that grows

There is a kind of wisdom that grows in the heart from living in places such as you have been. It builds integrity and strong character. ~Then'diel — K. Farrell St. Germain

Elf's Quotes By The Silver Elves: My cooking spoon,My magic wand, Of this dish,You

My cooking spoon,
My magic wand,
Of this dish,
You will be fond. — The Silver Elves

Elf's Quotes By Marshall Curry: I was surprised to see how much the

I was surprised to see how much the mainstream environmental movement hates the ELF. — Marshall Curry

Elf's Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Dobby, sir. Just Dobby. Dobby the house-elf, said

Dobby, sir. Just Dobby. Dobby the house-elf, said the creature. — J.K. Rowling

Elf's Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: Here were two undeniable truths in the Realms:

Here were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a dwarf. — R.A. Salvatore

Elf's Quotes By Maureen Johnson: She wasn't only gay, she was a gay

She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf. — Maureen Johnson

Elf's Quotes By Willow Nonea Rae: and go for a quick walk. Maybe she'd

and go for a quick walk. Maybe she'd even run into the model-gorgeous elf-type who'd nursed her back to health. One could — Willow Nonea Rae

Elf's Quotes By John Keats: Touch'd with miseriesShe seem'd at once, some penanced

Touch'd with miseries
She seem'd at once, some penanced lady elf,
Some demon's mistress, or the demon's self.
- Lamia (John Keats) — John Keats

Elf's Quotes By Emily Dickinson: Drab Habitation of Whom? Tabernacle or Tomb -

Drab Habitation of Whom? Tabernacle or Tomb - or Dome of Worm - or Porch of Gnome - or some Elf's Catacomb? — Emily Dickinson

Elf's Quotes By M.L. Brennan: Visit an elf outpost and you practically hear

Visit an elf outpost and you practically hear the banjos in the background. — M.L. Brennan

Elf's Quotes By Cyril Tourneur: Joy is a subtle elf; I think one's

Joy is a subtle elf; I think one's happiest when he forgets himself. — Cyril Tourneur

Elf's Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: His words and ensuing actions - fleeing instead

His words and ensuing actions - fleeing instead of fighting - had indeed put a bit of doubt in the kindly elf's not-so-closed mind. — R.A. Salvatore

Elf's Quotes By William Shakespeare: Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom!

Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom! — William Shakespeare

Elf's Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Not a creature was stirring, not even an

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf. — Charlaine Harris

Elf's Quotes By Rick Riordan: I hate this god. 'Exactly, Mr Elf!' Thor

I hate this god. 'Exactly, Mr Elf!' Thor said. — Rick Riordan

Elf's Quotes By Leeteuk: Without ELF, I'm just an empty shell. I'll

Without ELF, I'm just an empty shell. I'll always love E.L.F., even if E.L.F. already forgot about SJ. — Leeteuk

Elf's Quotes By Larry Correia: Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm

Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm offended." "You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League — Larry Correia

Elf's Quotes By Miriam Toews: When I put the poncho on to show

When I put the poncho on to show Elf she said farewell to arms. — Miriam Toews

Elf's Quotes By Matt Groening: Love is a perky elf dancing a merry

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. — Matt Groening

Elf's Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I wished for eternal and intriguing muteness. I

I wished for eternal and intriguing muteness. I would be the Mysterious Dumb Girl, the Enigmatic Elf. The human voice no longer interested me. — Lorrie Moore

Elf's Quotes By Karen Hawkins: She was part wide-eyed wood nymph, part awkward

She was part wide-eyed wood nymph, part awkward society miss, and - he was beginning to realize - part testy library elf. — Karen Hawkins

Elf's Quotes By Mary Page Keller: 'It's A Wonderful Life' still makes me cry

'It's A Wonderful Life' still makes me cry happy tears, and my more recent favorite, 'Elf.' — Mary Page Keller

Elf's Quotes By Elf Sternberg: Freedom doesn't become 'lost' through abuse; freedom is

Freedom doesn't become 'lost' through abuse; freedom is lost through our failure to exercise it. — Elf Sternberg

Elf's Quotes By T. Kingfisher: Also, the wizard's response to having a skeletal

Also, the wizard's response to having a skeletal deer leap in front of him and a bruised and whimpering elf fall off its back was to say, "Oh." That — T. Kingfisher

Elf's Quotes By Pam Bachorz: You have points on the tip of your

You have points on the tip of your ears." she tilts her head and stares at me." like a big, tall elf. — Pam Bachorz

Elf's Quotes By Roxanne Snopek: Great. He had a ranch with no power,

Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after. — Roxanne Snopek

Elf's Quotes By Kate Danley: Can it, elf, or I will crush your

Can it, elf, or I will crush your summer fruit into a nice dinner wine." He — Kate Danley

Elf's Quotes By Kevin Hearne: Oberon perked up, Awesome! I've never seen a

Oberon perked up, Awesome! I've never seen a base model elf before! But they come with bonus dudes? — Kevin Hearne

Elf's Quotes By Dennis Kucinich: The Democratic Party headquarters house elf,

The Democratic Party headquarters house elf, — Dennis Kucinich

Elf's Quotes By Suzanne Johnson: I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson

Elf's Quotes By Joel Benton: Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,All are on their

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play. — Joel Benton

Elf's Quotes By Bryan Fields: When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line. — Bryan Fields

Elf's Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: Oft hope is born when all is forlorn.

Oft hope is born when all is forlorn. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Elf's Quotes By Lauernce Yep: the design actually makes him look more like

the design actually makes him look more like a fireplace elf. Bob — Lauernce Yep

Elf's Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby!

Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby! — J.K. Rowling

Elf's Quotes By Jodie B. Cooper: Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck. — Jodie B. Cooper

Elf's Quotes By RoChe Montoya: Darling, you know how I like the sight

Darling, you know how I like the sight of a stiff one. — RoChe Montoya

Elf's Quotes By Robert Osborne: I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell.

I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie. — Robert Osborne

Elf's Quotes By Elf Sternberg: One of these days I'm going to say

One of these days I'm going to say the wrong thing to the wrong mage, and I'll be spending the rest of my days searching for Mrs Right Toad. — Elf Sternberg

Elf's Quotes By Leeteuk: If ELF don't exist, I would just be

If ELF don't exist, I would just be an empty shell — Leeteuk