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Power will always attract the greedy and the weak.
— Cassandra Clare
It's the secret to happiness, you know. Only take what you need.
— Adriana Trigiani
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
— Adam Sandler
Evolution is more about the condition of the heart of a man who does not want to acknowledge God than it is about the facts.
— John Yates
The principal sources of human misery may fairly be said to lie in the over-possession, under-possession, and the unwise use of economic goods.
— Georgia Harkness
We owe most of our great inventions and most of the achievements of genius to idleness either enforced or voluntary.
— Agatha Christie
When things get really bad, just raise your glass and stamp your feet and do a little jig. That's about all you can do.
— Leonard Cohen
You know what I've kind of come to realize is that I'm a huge Drew Barrymore rom-com fan. There are so many of her movies that I love.
— George Kotsiopoulos
I don't want to go home and tell my wife and my girls, 'I was gone last week because I had to do a press release.'
— James Lankford
But he was a hard man, Mrs Peters. Just to pass the time of day with him - (shivers) Like a raw wind that gets to the bone,
— Susan Glaspell
Between every rational moment were a billion irrational ones.
— Terry Pratchett
Well, I am the man of your dreams. You just don't know it yet.
— Angeline Kace