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Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg. — David Cameron

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens. — Max Barry

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator? — Victor Borge

The yellowy things on the tray were probably eggs, but they looked like they came pre-scrambled from alien chickens. — Roberta Pearce

If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i' th' shell. — William Shakespeare

I am a political junkie. During a presidential campaign, I will often buy a couple of newspapers a day just to keep up. — John Ortberg

A sibling represents a person's past, present, and future — John Corey Whaley

Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg. — John Updike

Johnny: "Mom I can't eat eggs." Mom: "Why not?" Johnny: "Because chickens don't wipe their butts after they lay eggs!" *** — Various

My job is not to try to give readers what they want, but to try to make readers want what I give. — China Mieville

The egg cackles and lays the chicken. — Robin Morgan

Eddie now?" Larson asked. "Maybe she waited until — William Kent Krueger

Don't put eggs under dead chickens. — Howard G. Hendricks

For the longest time, marriage has had a guilty conscience about itself. Should we believe it?
Yes, we should believe it. — Friedrich Nietzsche

If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg. — Bobby Robson

(Of course, there really is no chicken and egg problem; certainly there were eggs long before there were chickens.) — Lee Smolin

My first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother. — Joel McCrea

Man is a thief, an impudent thief! He steals honey from bees, eggs from chickens, milk from cows and life from the God! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them. — Bobby Robson

A fool in love is laughed at but in the end always forgiven — J.M. Coetzee

This life that I've led has been really well suited for me. — Christina Ricci

It doesn't matter who you sleep with, it's how you treat other people in this world. — Amber Benson

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay
any eggs in the basket — Bobby Robson

There are chickens, there are eggs, there are deaf girls singing karaoke. Nothing makes sense anymore. — Paul Neilan

With an air of confession, Jin lowered his voice. Eggs come out of chickens' butts, you know. — Lois McMaster Bujold

I always ask for more takes. I like doing takes, so I'll do as many as I can. — Paul Dano

Our whole American way of life is a great war of ideas, and librarians
are the arms dealers selling weapons to both sides — James Quinn

In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones. — Mao Zedong

I'm a passionate person, to a fault at times. — Wale