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Egg Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Egg Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Given a choice between goose egg and heartache,

Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache. — Santosh Kalwar

Egg Funny Quotes By Peter Hedges: These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens

These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges

Egg Funny Quotes By Kari Luna: I was the girl with cake batter in

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

Egg Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: Incredible to think isn't it, that every single

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. — Milton Jones

Egg Funny Quotes By Oliver Herford: I would like to throw an egg into

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan. — Oliver Herford

Egg Funny Quotes By Alyxandra Harvey: Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there. — Alyxandra Harvey

Egg Funny Quotes By Andrea Speed: Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

Egg Funny Quotes By Jodie Marsh: Is an egg a vegetable?

Is an egg a vegetable? — Jodie Marsh

Egg Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying

Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella

Egg Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife only has sex with me for

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg. — Rodney Dangerfield

Egg Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: The boat was so old; it must have

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder. — Chic Murray

Egg Funny Quotes By Annie Dillard: It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically

It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg. — Annie Dillard