Education Humor Quotes
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Education Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
— Tallulah Bankhead
You show up at these meetings to stay sober and you walk out with a fucking education.
— Lawrence Block
I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.
— Mary Ann Shaffer
Lack of education," old Mrs. Sharpe said thoughtfully, "is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive. They had no resources at all.
— Josephine Tey
Happy is the woman who can laugh at herself. She will never cease to be amused.
— Charlene Vermeulen
He was afflicted with an education and a sense of humor. He was inspired by a purpose. He was armed with a phone book. He was doomed.
— Alfred Bester
The Germans have a wonderful combination of pathos, energy, and humor. They are like Californians with an education.
— Joan Juliet Buck
My profanity has a certain religious flavor that can only be learned through a lifetime of Catholic education.
— Emma Chase
Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.
— Flannery O'Connor
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
— Jerry Seinfeld
To fit the individual to live and to function in the institutional life of his day.
— Max Braithwaite
Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.
— Bauvard
Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.
— Nicolas Chamfort
I don't argue with fools; I educate.
— Shannon L. Alder
Progress just means bad things happen faster.
— Terry Pratchett
I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guysbut the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly! — Richard Feynman
Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers.
— John Pearson
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids.
— Milton Jones
Who will ever kiss this encyclopedia of a head?
— Elizabeth Gilbert
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
— Anne Elizabeth Moore
As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.
— Michael J. Fox
Education is the best gift my parent gave me.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
— Anonymous
Try not to have a good time ... this is supposed to be educational.
— Charles M. Schulz
George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown full-time education.""Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly. — J.K. Rowling
Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.
— Tracy Brogan
College is a different scene than it was ten years ago. It used to be all about sex and drugs. Now it's all about texting and fast food.
— Aaron B. Powell
I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not.
— Patricia Briggs
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
— Charles M. Schulz
Who said to kill does not require gentleness?
— Nawal El Saadawi
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
— Peter Ustinov
Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
— Chris Rock
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
— Edward Griffith Begle
Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.
— Richard Halliburton
Some men never recover from education.
— Oliver St. John Gogarty