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Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I saw this wino, he was eating grapes.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: When they were naming the animals, somebody got

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Tanya Masse: How is it that food STILL contains calories

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: I saw a commercial for the maxi pads

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Johnny Carson: If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: It's not over till the fat lady eats!

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Peaches Geldof: People should just be aware of how they

People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Shania Twain: I think there's something odd about eating another

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Warren returns from his room and sits back

Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table.
"I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover

Eating Too Much Funny Quotes By Paul McKenna: I've noticed a funny thing about people who

I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna