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Eating Funny Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Eating Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I saw this wino, he was eating grapes.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

Eating Funny Quotes By J.A. Willoughby: I did so want to hear a singer.

I did so want to hear a singer. I miss the sound of a woman's voice, the way they look and smell. — J.A. Willoughby

Eating Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: When they were naming the animals, somebody got

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

Eating Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

Eating Funny Quotes By Tanya Masse: How is it that food STILL contains calories

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

Eating Funny Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks

Eating Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: The secret angels of God are only as

The secret angels of God are only as alive as the marble angels of Michelangelo! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Eating Funny Quotes By Paul McKenna: I've noticed a funny thing about people who

I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna

Eating Funny Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Warren returns from his room and sits back

Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table.
"I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover

Eating Funny Quotes By Shania Twain: I think there's something odd about eating another

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

Eating Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

Eating Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

Eating Funny Quotes By Peaches Geldof: People should just be aware of how they

People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof

Eating Funny Quotes By Antonio Damasio: Emotions are enmeshed in the neural networks of

Emotions are enmeshed in the neural networks of reason. — Antonio Damasio

Eating Funny Quotes By Solange Nicole: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Eating Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: It's not over till the fat lady eats!

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Eating Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirr'd;

My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirr'd; And I myself see not the bottom of it. — William Shakespeare

Eating Funny Quotes By Johnny Carson: If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson

Eating Funny Quotes By Lauren Barnholdt: You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly.

You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back. — Lauren Barnholdt

Eating Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: I saw a commercial for the maxi pads

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

Eating Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright

Eating Funny Quotes By Olive B. Persimmon: The first time someone asked me if I

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

Eating Funny Quotes By Lauren Blakely: Too bad relationships weren't math problems with precise

Too bad relationships weren't math problems with precise answers. They were essay questions in a philosophy class, and they came down to judgement. — Lauren Blakely