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If the people have no bread, let them eat cake. — Marie Antoinette

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

We think we should have to work in order to feel. We want to have our cake resist us; and then we want to eat it, too. — Leslie Jamison

I don't get where he gets off thinking he should be able to have his cake and eat it too because news flash, this cake store is fucking closed.--Lane — Michelle A. Valentine

You can have your cake and eat it. But my God, it will go rotten inside you. — D.H. Lawrence

You cannot eat your cake and have your cake. — Miguel De Cervantes

Enjoying your marriage means you can have your cake and eat it too. — Nisla Love

Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake.. — Diane Samuels

But how will I eat cake if my head is over there, and my hands are over here? — Marie Antoinette

To accept some idea of truth without experiencing it is like a painting of a cake on paper which you cannot eat. — Shunryu Suzuki

Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does! — C. JoyBell C.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening. — Marcel Achard

I said, "Juvenile delinquents eat chocolate cake, so chocolate cake must cause juvenile delinquency," but nobody listened to me. I wasn't on TV. — Stan Lee

If the cake fits, eat it! — Gordon Korman

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? — John B. Heywood

I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake. — Denise Van Outen

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. — Karlie Kloss

Have your cake and eat it ... there's no other reason to have a cake — Derren Brown

I am a woman on her way to eat cake. — Anna Funder

We've been able to have our cake and eat it, too. Every song, every T-shirt, is absolutely a pure expression of what we want to do. And it connects. — Tom Morello

In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach. — Catherynne M Valente

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. — Maria Sharapova

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. — Derek Landy

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes. — Mark Teixeira

Devil's Food?
You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. — Christopher Moore

Irony is a way of having one's cake while appearing to eat it. — John Updike

A birthday is an accomplishment; not an insult. A lot of people do not get to have them anymore. Celebrate it. Eat cake. Do something fun. — E.J. Divitt

May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake. — Greg Walloch

He was, he admitted, a man who liked to have his cake and eat it too. — Colleen McCullough

Yes, you may have your cake and eat it too. I will only take the rest of the world along with all the other cakes in it, thank you! — C. JoyBell C.

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake. — Else Holmelund Minarik

Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. — Mary Berry

Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to eat more cake. — Jo Brand

You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake. — Paula Deen

No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves. — Allie Brosh

If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free. — Stephen King

I want my cake and I wanna eat it too,
I wanna have fun and be inlove with you.. — Lana Del Rey

I always eat cake for breakfast — Stampylongnose

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

I remembered the way out suggested by a great princess when told that the peasants had no bread: "Well, let them eat cake". — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could. — Emma Donoghue

The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too. — Arabella Weir

You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants. — Brian Spellman

They will find the cake and they will gobble it up, because, having no mother, they don't know how dangerous 'tis to eat rich damp cake. — J.M. Barrie

Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake. — Aaron Paul

Let them eat cake. — Marie Antoinette

You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just try not to choke. — Shantale Finnerty

When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. — Anonymous

Let's go to the cafeteria," Will says, "and eat cake. — Veronica Roth

You can't have your cake and let your neighbour eat it too. — Ayn Rand

You can only eat so much white cake. — Christopher Moore

Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake. — Sam Lipsyte

In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he can to be content to go the way his judgment leads. — Clarence Darrow

Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it? — George Herbert

You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake. — Orson Scott Card

You cannot eat your cake and have it. — James Joyce

Its a matter of time that the money I make become a financial cake that I could eat everyday. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett