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Duck Off Quotes By Ajahn Chah: If you want a chicken to be a

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer. — Ajahn Chah

Duck Off Quotes By Claude C. Hopkins: Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding

Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck — Claude C. Hopkins

Duck Off Quotes By Jinkx Monsoon: My motto is water off a duck's back.

My motto is water off a duck's back. Meaning: don't let negativity weigh you down, perpetuate positive thinking. — Jinkx Monsoon

Duck Off Quotes By Jamie McGuire: What do you think? she asked, pouting her

What do you think? she asked, pouting her lips attempting to imitate a model . . . or a duck. I wasn't sure which. — Jamie McGuire

Duck Off Quotes By Groucho Marx: Was that you or the duck?

Was that you or the duck? — Groucho Marx

Duck Off Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Duck Off Quotes By David Wong: John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK

John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape — David Wong

Duck Off Quotes By Tara Sivec: Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

Duck Off Quotes By Ernest Bramah: The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when

The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs. — Ernest Bramah

Duck Off Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck.

Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death. — Terry Pratchett

Duck Off Quotes By Samantha Young: I think we need to come up with

I think we need to come up with a child-friendly phrase for f-u-c-k off."
"Duck off?"
"Exactly. Braden, duck off, you sarcastic dastard. — Samantha Young

Duck Off Quotes By Ellen Swallow Richards: If you keep your feathers well oiled the

If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back. — Ellen Swallow Richards

Duck Off Quotes By Bill Bailey: I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey

Duck Off Quotes By Jules Renard: Man who waits for roast duck to fly

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. — Jules Renard

Duck Off Quotes By Martin Freeman: It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding

It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers. — Martin Freeman

Duck Off Quotes By Nikki Grimes: I'd pretend their words were water and let

I'd pretend their words were water and let them roll off my back. Now, I'm nobody's duck, and their words stung a whole lot more than water. — Nikki Grimes

Duck Off Quotes By Cindy Fisk: Feeling a little grumpy, Melvin decided he would

Feeling a little grumpy, Melvin decided he would no longer take a bath ever again. Therefore, with that in mind, he marched off into the woods. — Cindy Fisk

Duck Off Quotes By Eric Maisel: The artist's task is to become a successful

The artist's task is to become a successful eccentric, a strange but wise duck able to venture out of solitary confinement and mingle among society. — Eric Maisel