Drunken Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Drunken

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I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink. — David Pleat

Establish a "zone of tranquility" where your drunken wife can't find you. — Viktor Kalvachev

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house. — Julie Bowen

Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war. — Johnny Cash

Well, and he supposed a duel with a drunken midget was as good a test as any. — Diana Gabaldon

I am consciously surrendering conciousness. — Sarah Dunn

The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool. — LL Cool J

It is not true that Congress spends money like a drunken sailor. Drunken sailors spend their own money. Congress spends our money. — Arthur Laffer

Heaven, they say, protects children, sailors, and drunken men; and whatever answers to Heaven in the academical system protects freshmen. — Thomas Hughes

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. — Charles Baudelaire

A pure white puppy followed on the girl's heels, barking, and the girl laughed in the breathless, drunken way of children as she ran into the hallway. — Kit Alloway

I cannot trust my other side, my drunken side, to act in my best interests anymore. — Robert Black

Antony shall be brought drunken forth, and I shall see some squeaking Cleopatra boy my greatness
I' th' posture of a whore. — William Shakespeare

No laws, however stringent, can make the idle industrious, the thriftless provident, or the drunken sober. — Samuel Smiles

And because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second. — Michael Chabon

At least if I
was picking guys up in fits of drunken idiocy, they were not only handsome, but also even mildly clever. — C.E. Murphy

because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second. I — Michael Chabon

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married. — Aisha Tyler

For a moment, she stood where she'd landed, like some drunken bee in the vicinity of its preferred blossom. — Grace Burrowes

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts ... for support rather than illumination. — Andrew Lang

Morning light through his windshield was pale and tired; the city had the desultory, cluttered look of a living room after a drunken party; Martin — Richard North Patterson

Weakness ineffectually seeks to disguise itself,
like a drunken man trying to show how sober he is. — Christian Nestell Bovee

Would my first trip to Europe be spent evading drunken maniacs and watching birds evacuate their bowels on rocky beaches? — Ransom Riggs

A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

When feminist discourse is unable to discriminate the drunken fraternity brother from the homicidal maniac, women are in trouble. — Camille Paglia

If history starts as a guest list, it has a tendency to end like the memory of a drunken party: misheard, blurred, fragmentary. — Sarah Churchwell

If a man is indolent, let him be poor. If he is drunken, let him be poor ... Also
somewhat inconsistently
blessed are the poor! — George Bernard Shaw

The sot drinks, and is drunken: the coward drinks not, and shivers: the wise man, brave and free, drinks, and gives glory to the Most High God. — Aleister Crowley

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other — Martin Luther

- What's with this obsession over fire?
- It draws you into drunken oblivion. — Ophelia Callens

ADA Cher Reo was sleeping off a night of drunken revelry like the rest of them, so that would be handy. — J.D. Robb

Keep your drunken electrons dancing! — Judith Hanson Lasater

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun. — Bo Burnham

I only just met you, I can't lick you when I don't even know you — R.S. Burnett

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica. — Darynda Jones

Lives like a drunken sailor on a mast, Ready with every nod to tumble down Into the fatal bowels of the deep. — William Shakespeare

He who quarrels with a drunken man injures one who is absent. — Publilius Syrus

The drunken instinct will usurp all others, unless the drunken instinct has itself been usurped, by its own excesses. — Robert Black

A sober heart conceals, what a drunken mouth reveals, or in your case, a drunken body and lips. — Taryn Plendl

I glanced at the pain charms draped around my neck, thinking I looked like a drunken prostitute at Mardi Gras. — Kim Harrison

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker

Poetry keeps me
in a highly drunken state
of divinity. — Sanober Khan

Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough. — Philip Dormer Stanhope

You fucking drunken waste god wiped snot out of his nose and that was you — Stephen King

Wits, like drunken men with swords, are apt to draw their steel upon their best acquaintances. — Douglas William Jerrold

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. — Leslie Jamison

Tastes like a drunken diabetic's piss,' agreed Wednesday. 'I hate the stuff. — Neil Gaiman

To say Congress is spending like drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. — Ronald Reagan

With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all. Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor. — Hugh Grant

There is a special Providence that watches over idiots, drunken men, and boys. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra — Maureen Johnson

Black(people) hold onto their God just as the drunken man holds on to the street lamp post - for physical support only. — Tai Solarin

The tragic majority of MT applications look like drunken bar fights. — Anonymous

Drunken talk isn't meant to be printed in the paper. — Ray Charles

Like a bizarre spider unaccustomed to its surfeit of appendages, four drunken soldiers lurched arm in arm down the passage. — Chris Womersley

Oh dear! A drunken infidel weaver! said Mr. Hale to himself. — Elizabeth Gaskell

A TRACTOR-TRAILER driver carrying 80,000 pounds of wine was busted on a drunken driving charge, upstate New York officials said. — Anonymous

The unpurged images of day recede; The Emperor's drunken soldiery are abed; Night resonance recedes, night-walkers' song After great cathedral gong. — William Butler Yeats

In the course of 1883, Beso became "touchy and very careless," getting into drunken fights and earning the nickname "Crazy Beso. — Anonymous

I have drunken deep of joy ... — Percy Bysshe Shelley

Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to goons, goofs, bikers, tribal warriors, carnival artists, drunken sailors and floozies. — Jon Anderson

To tell about a drunken muzhik's beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the 'woman question.' — Ivan Turgenev

Here's to the drunken Marine
With beer in his canteen!
You've heard of the Unknown Soldier
But, never an unknown Marine! — John Ripley

Are we taking the drunken drivers off the road only to turn them into drunken pedestrians? — Lawren Harris

(The kiss) was soft and sensual, not the kind of spit-swap one would expect at a drunken frat party. — Adam W. Jones

Raucous drunken trumpets and instrumentation tend to guide the way you think. They can give you a path to follow lyrically. — Zach Condon

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. — Tom Green

Drunken people make me nervous. I dislike their predictable unpredictability - the emotions that are so intense and seem to turn on a dime. — Amy A. Bartol

When you've been in the tabloids as a drunken 'It-boy', people automatically assume you're thick. — Nick Moran

As it was, he surfed his way towards daylight on a couch infested with cigarette burns and drunken dreams. — John Zunski

Why what a fool was I to this drunken monster for a God. - Caliban — William Shakespeare

A night that began with mind-reading a grateful crustacean and ended with drunken elves would be a night to remember. — Karen Joy Fowler

An old man is twice a child, and so is a drunken man. — Plato

After years on a drunken bender, Americans are awakening to lies masked in patriotism and glory. — Chris Hedges

Your lullaby would waken a drunken goblin! — J.R.R. Tolkien

The drunken man is a living corpse. — Saint John Chrysostom

But you men ... you're all alike. Alive, dead, undead - all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is? — Jeaniene Frost

For she belike hath drunken deep Of all the blessedness of sleep. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Jemima Jane Erickson was one drunken pass away from jumping Ethan Weston's bones. He just didn't know it. — Amy Andrews

Aislin is a - " " - drunken slut. — Michael Grant

Nuns go by as quiet as lust, and drunken men with sober eyes sing in the lobby of the Greek hotel. — Toni Morrison

Shakespeare is a drunken savage with some imagination whose plays please only in London and Canada. — Voltaire

Wine ... moderately drunken it doth quicken a man's wits, It doth comfort the heart. — Andrew Boorde

It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. — Aristotle.

If I be drunk, I'll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. — William Shakespeare

Grief is like a drunken house guest, always coming back for one more goodbye hug. — Stephen King

When a thundering horde of drunken Vikings rush a person, it's only natural to flinch. — Krista D. Ball

He that is drunken * * * Is outlawed by himself; all kind of ill Did with his liquor slide into his veins. — George Herbert

Thou hast conquered, O pale Galilean; the world has grown grey from thy breath;/ We have drunken of things Lethean, and fed on the fullness of death — Algernon Charles Swinburne

And indeed, who can doubt that everything would be different and better, if only England were ruled by village idiots and their drunken friends? — Hilary Mantel

A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom-he fears a drunken poet may crack a joke that will take hold. — E.B. White

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire. — Harriet Evans

What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing? — Ernest Hemingway,

I didn't go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don't remember a lot of it. — Stephen King

Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler? — William Shakespeare

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem. — Colin Firth

Cole glanced between her sister and her boss, You only say that after drunken sexcapades ... please don't tell me
— Skye Callahan

I can feel you
staring at me," he said in the softest wake-up voice I'd ever heard. "I only
hope you're a girl and not one of the drunken guys. — Piper Shelly

Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing. — Vicki Lesage

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now. — Morrissey