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Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Jody Gehrman: She has ESB," I say.Chloe rolls her eyes.

She has ESB," I say.
Chloe rolls her eyes. "ESP you mean?"
"No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness. — Jody Gehrman

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: I'm in no condition to drive ... wait!

I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Jock Stein: There is no excuse for a professional footballer

There is no excuse for a professional footballer not to be 100% fit. — Jock Stein

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Arthur Helps: In a balanced organization, working towards a common

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. — Arthur Helps

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Kim Kardashian: I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried

I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done. — Kim Kardashian

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: When a man arrives at great prosperity God

When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself. — Mark Twain

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Christine Lahti: I like to take up something that is

I like to take up something that is challenging. I like to stretch myself. — Christine Lahti

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Angus Wilson: Envy has the ugliness of a trapped rat

Envy has the ugliness of a trapped rat that has gnawed its own foot in its effort to escape. — Angus Wilson

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By Steven Brust: People trying to force their agenda on my

People trying to force their agenda on my by deciding how I'm permitted to speak is offensive. — Steven Brust

Drunk And Drive Funny Quotes By James Clavell: Listen, if you want peace you must learn

Listen, if you want peace you must learn to drink cha from an empty cup. — James Clavell