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She has ESB," I say.
Chloe rolls her eyes. "ESP you mean?"
"No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness. — Jody Gehrman

I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra

There is no excuse for a professional footballer not to be 100% fit. — Jock Stein

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. — Arthur Helps

I like to take up something that is challenging. I like to stretch myself. — Christine Lahti

Envy has the ugliness of a trapped rat that has gnawed its own foot in its effort to escape. — Angus Wilson

People trying to force their agenda on my by deciding how I'm permitted to speak is offensive. — Steven Brust

Listen, if you want peace you must learn to drink cha from an empty cup. — James Clavell