Drunk Quotes
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Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.
— Saffron Aldridge
Art moves them and they don't know what they've been moved by and they get quite drunk on it.
— J.R.R. Tolkien
She was drunk, as everyone was, most of the time.
— Rachel Kushner
He was seething, drunk on his own magnificence
— Lara Adrian
I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime.
— Luke Bryan
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk.
If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. — Bill Cosby
If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. — Bill Cosby
I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it.
— Louis Auchincloss
He smiled. The ability to drink and not grow drunk - an advantage of pewter that nobody had told him about. There had to be a way to use such a skill.
— Brandon Sanderson
Australia is really a lot like Texas if Texas were mad at you and drunk and maybe had a knife.
— Jenny Lawson
I was getting drunk and didn't care; everything was fine
— Jack Kerouac
I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.
— Elizabeth Taylor
Whoever was responsible for naming the fae races should really have put more thought into making them pronounceable when drunk.
— Seanan McGuire
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
— Charles Baudelaire
I ain't drunk," Wayne said, sniffling. "I'm investigatin' alternative states of sobriety.
— Brandon Sanderson
People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students.
— J. Lynn
If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.
— Dave Attell
At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen.
— James A. Baldwin
Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.
— Jacqueline Susann
Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.
— Elton John
She was drunk on the magic of the night, giddy with glamour, swept away by beauties she had dreamt of all her life and never dared hope to know.
— George R R Martin
Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her.
— J.A. Redmerski
And I suddenly understood that getting drunk was just one more way to leave this place, this time.
— Carol Rifka Brunt
Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I have seen enough for two lifetimes. Maybe three, but I was very drunk at the time. -Marjorie Liu, The Tangleroot Palace
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I am lover of words ... I am wickedly drunk with the magic of words ... the poetic nature whispers through and to my very heart and soul.
— Jennifer Hillman
We must pay for the wine we have drunk.
— Georgiana Burne-Jones
Your lips are like wine, and i want to get drunk
— William Shakespeare
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime ...
— John Green
burglars are idiot masters of the built environment, drunk Jedis of architectural space.
— Geoff Manaugh
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
— Jesse Jackson
You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
— Sherwood Smith
Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.
— Tom Petty
I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.
— Santosh Kalwar
He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night.
— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
You can't fight if you're drunk," she nagged.
You've clearly never been on a battlefield. Or in a pub, for that matter. — Thaddeus White
You've clearly never been on a battlefield. Or in a pub, for that matter. — Thaddeus White
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
— Robert Smith
I have been drunk just twice in my life, and the second time was that afternoon ...
— F Scott Fitzgerald
You're a drunk, and it's no wonder your husband stays in West Virginia.
— Adriana Trigiani
One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate ... Love must be as much a light as a flame.
— Henry David Thoreau
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!
— Charles Baudelaire
Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
— Damien Hirst
Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.
— Daniel Fried
Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.
— Tara Sivec
You feel like heaven," he whispered against my lips as he palmed my breast brazenly. "And you taste like sin. I'm drunk on you, Rachel.
— Ginger Voight
I just hope that one day - preferably when we're both blind drunk - we can talk about it.
— J.D. Salinger
There's nothing left ... but to get drunk.
— Franklin Pierce
I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.
— Anton Chekhov
Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.
— Paul McCartney
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.
— George Best
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?
— Bertrand Russell
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.
— Madonna Ciccone
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.
— Jason Flemyng
The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.
— James Crumley
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.
— Ian Botham
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
— Mark McKinney
That meant that he'd drunk too much too early, and had popped an Alcoterm to burn it off.
— Joe Haldeman
If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.
— Arthur Smith
it was the night when people got paid and didn't have to work the next day, and so by tradition went out to get drunk and into fights. Then
— Iain M. Banks
When we remember someone as a drunk, a liar, a bully, we're only creating an excuse for our own poor behavior.
— Chuck Palahniuk
To enjoy the joy in life, always be drunk with love and poetry.
— Debasish Mridha
You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.
— Raymond Carver
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
— Ernest Hemingway,
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
— Ashley Tisdale
Months back when Rashard had got drunk off his ass and decided to spend the night at my crib, I was the one that told Quanie to go take those pictures
— Diamond Johnson
When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Drink love endlessly and get drunk.
— Debasish Mridha
She suggested I buy her a drink. I shouldn't have, but I was quite drunk and she was quite pretty.
— S.A. Tawks
Zigzag... don't bunch up. Weave like a drunk on New Year's... Got it?
— Max Allan Collins