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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
— Doug Larson
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
— Doug Larson
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
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The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
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Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
— Doug Larson
A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.
— Doug Larson
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
— Doug Larson
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
— Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
— Doug Larson
Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.
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Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
— Doug Larson
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
— Doug Larson
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
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There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
— Doug Larson
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
— Doug Larson
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
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Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
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There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
— Doug Larson
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
— Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
— Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
— Doug Larson
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
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In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
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Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.
— Doug Larson
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except to be able to grow in rows
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The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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