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I can't believe there are so many people who aren't us.
— Jimmy Fallon
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
— Hobart Brown
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
— Bob Saget
What I care the most is what I can do for people. I am not into it for recognition; if it comes it will happen out of my own effort.
— Carlos Machado
It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
If i had to petname my love, i would have crooned 'SUBLIME' since the day i got my tounge ... MB
— Margish V
Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.
— Nenia Campbell
I don't think you can have pain and soul-searching doing the right thing for your child.
— Diane Abbott
Wilson stopped and stood silent. Inattention dies a quick and sure death when a speaker does that.
— Mark Twain
If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA.
— Gary Dornhoefer
So I don't really believe that how many years you've had in the league determines how well your players play ... Coaching is coaching.
— Steve Spurrier
Be fascinated instead of frustrated.
— Jim Rohn
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
— Rodney Dangerfield
One of the problems of writing is that anyone who commits themselves to that process has to believe that they're good.
— Steven Bochco
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
— George S. Kaufman