Dog Food Quotes
Collection of top 53 famous quotes about Dog Food
Dog Food Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Dog Food quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
— Tim Allen
If a hungry dog looks for food, he does not look in the doghouse.
— Salman Rushdie
Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
— Tim Allen
Porter Square Books was the only place I could find that was dog-friendly, work-friendly, and had food. I was there all the time.
— Matthew Pearl
If you were called to gallop like the horse, never end up hopping like the frog. Rise up for greatness.
— Israelmore Ayivor
Black people's dogs don't play fetch; you don't throw anything to a black person's dog unless it's food. So
— Trevor Noah
After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!
— Ann Taylor
In a voice that sounds the way a can of cheap dog food would sound if a can of cheap dog food could speak, he tells you you are looking well.
— Tom Robbins
She is my "Soul Dog" and I totally get it now.
— Christy Bright
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
— Anne McCaffrey
Freedom is meaningless if people cannot put food in their stomachs, if they can have no shelter, if illiteracy and disease continue to dog them.
— Nelson Mandela
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.
— Rachael Ray
The French have the right respect for dogs
in France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere. — Sheron Long
in France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere. — Sheron Long
[I]t's not the advertising, it's the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it, they don't like it.
— Charles Krauthammer
Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief.
— Stevie Wonder
So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it.
— Swami Vivekananda
The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere.
— Barbara Kingsolver
A hunter who is going to shoot an antelope does not waste his bullets on the dog.
— Israelmore Ayivor
What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I
found out Alpo was dog food. — Rodney Dangerfield
found out Alpo was dog food. — Rodney Dangerfield
A patient dog will have no bone to eat because other dogs have eaten
— Ojo Michael E.
People have been manipulating food ever since they realized cooking a whole animal was difficult. Cows don't come in hot dog form.
— Wylie Dufresne
This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. Speaking of competition in the fast-food industry.
— Ray Kroc
I want gunshots and canned laughter and dog food commercials. Nothing seems too tragic when the television is blaring.
— Liane Moriarty
The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?
— John Kennedy Toole
I may eat nine bowls of dog food, because eight isn't enough.
— Dick Van Patten
It was like watching people eat dog food.
— S.C. Stephens
There have been cans of dog food more splendiferous than South Richmond. Land mines more tender.
— Tom Robbins
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food.
— Norian F. Love
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.
— Bam Bam Bigelow
I have realized that businesses - whether they make dog food or software - don't sell products; they sell solutions.
— Jay Samit
You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards.
— Ian Dunbar
Someone once said give a dog food and shelter and treats and they think you are a god, but give a cat the same and they think they are the god.
— Steven Rowley
Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions
— Leonard Ravenhill
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
— Franklin P. Jones
The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs.
— Jean Little
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
— Tracey Ullman
A year after winning the Oscar, almost to the day, I was directing a dog food commercial.
— Peter Capaldi
Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog!
— Lisa Lutz
Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.
— Erma Bombeck
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.
— Tom Sizemore
Debbie Gibson and dog food. I've always dreamed of this.
— Julie Brown
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
— Saint Patrick