Dog Food Quotes: top 53 famous quotes about Dog Food

Dog Food Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Dog Food quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog. — Tim Allen

If a hungry dog looks for food, he does not look in the doghouse. — Salman Rushdie

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you. — Tim Allen

Porter Square Books was the only place I could find that was dog-friendly, work-friendly, and had food. I was there all the time. — Matthew Pearl

If you were called to gallop like the horse, never end up hopping like the frog. Rise up for greatness. — Israelmore Ayivor

Black people's dogs don't play fetch; you don't throw anything to a black person's dog unless it's food. So — Trevor Noah

After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever! — Ann Taylor

In a voice that sounds the way a can of cheap dog food would sound if a can of cheap dog food could speak, he tells you you are looking well. — Tom Robbins

She is my "Soul Dog" and I totally get it now. — Christy Bright

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food. — Anne McCaffrey

Freedom is meaningless if people cannot put food in their stomachs, if they can have no shelter, if illiteracy and disease continue to dog them. — Nelson Mandela

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center. — Rachael Ray

The French have the right respect for dogs
in France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere. — Sheron Long

[I]t's not the advertising, it's the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it, they don't like it. — Charles Krauthammer

Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief. — Stevie Wonder

So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it. — Swami Vivekananda

The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere. — Barbara Kingsolver

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years. — Paul Reiser

A hunter who is going to shoot an antelope does not waste his bullets on the dog. — Israelmore Ayivor

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I
found out Alpo was dog food. — Rodney Dangerfield

A patient dog will have no bone to eat because other dogs have eaten — Ojo Michael E.

People have been manipulating food ever since they realized cooking a whole animal was difficult. Cows don't come in hot dog form. — Wylie Dufresne

Fuckin' wit a madman in a bad mood
It's like fuckin' wit a mad dog that wasn't fed food — D.M.X.

This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. Speaking of competition in the fast-food industry. — Ray Kroc

I want gunshots and canned laughter and dog food commercials. Nothing seems too tragic when the television is blaring. — Liane Moriarty

The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts? — John Kennedy Toole

Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish. — Amos Oz

I may eat nine bowls of dog food, because eight isn't enough. — Dick Van Patten

Stepping to me? Yo, that's the wrong move.
So what you on, hobbs, dope or dog food? — Big Daddy Kane

It was like watching people eat dog food. — S.C. Stephens

There have been cans of dog food more splendiferous than South Richmond. Land mines more tender. — Tom Robbins

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food. — Norian F. Love

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food. — Bam Bam Bigelow

Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food. — Ice-T

I have realized that businesses - whether they make dog food or software - don't sell products; they sell solutions. — Jay Samit

You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards. — Ian Dunbar

Someone once said give a dog food and shelter and treats and they think you are a god, but give a cat the same and they think they are the god. — Steven Rowley

Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions — Leonard Ravenhill

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business. — Franklin P. Jones

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — John Heywood

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs. — Jean Little

Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman

A year after winning the Oscar, almost to the day, I was directing a dog food commercial. — Peter Capaldi

Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog! — Lisa Lutz

Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each. — Erma Bombeck

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. — Tom Sizemore

Debbie Gibson and dog food. I've always dreamed of this. — Julie Brown

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz

Never trust a dog to watch your food. — Saint Patrick

Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. — Billiam Coronel

Atty's eyes rested on Darby with all the subtlety of a dog watching his food bowl being filled! — Tricia Murphy