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Doctors Funny Quotes & Sayings
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People who are in love suspect nothing or everything.
— Honore De Balzac
I must stick with Chinese language films.
— Zhang Yimou
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
— Henny Youngman
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
Before I knew it, I'll be thirty and I'll realise that everday I look less the person I wanted to be when I was fifteen. (The Angel's Game)
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.
— Hippocrates
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."
— Tim Vine
Behind every good decathlete, there's a good doctor.
— Bill Toomey
Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative.
— Charles F. Glassman
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
— Sol Luckman
Moods can be contagious. Don't catch or spread a bad mood.
— Marilyn Suttle
The cyclic universe theory predicts no gravitational waves from the early universe.
— Stephen Hawking
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
— Spike Milligan
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
— Rodney Dangerfield
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
— Henny Youngman
During the late '20s my father left us. My mother was in a complete hole with no money, and we were evicted.
— Vidal Sassoon
Time is a beautiful thing. It's like when you meet an old lover on the street six years later and they don't look so ugly anymore.
— Sarah McLachlan
