Divorce Funny Quotes
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I can't take his genius any more.
— Rita Hayworth
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.
— Ambrose Bierce
The basic fear with love is that love is larger than ourselves.
— Swami Dhyan Giten
My God, my higher power, it's mine and mine alone. I create my connection, and I decide what my connection is going to be.
— Will Smith
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
— Johnny Carson
We are very glad to see you, Oliver, very,' said the Jew.
— Charles Dickens
We can only sacrifice so much of ourselves in a relationship before there's nothing left to love or be loved.
— Tiffany Reisz
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
— Larry Gelbart
Everything we can't bear in this world, some day we find in one person, and love it all at once.
— Djuna Barnes
The trouble with really seeing and really hearing is that then we really have to do something about what we have seen and heard.
— Frederick Buechner
I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it.
— Olivia Wilde
...fairy tales, just a fancy word for lies...
— Cecelia Ahern
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
— Groucho Marx
Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.
— Dave Mordal
Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.
— Bauvard
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
— Groucho Marx
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.
— Miguel De Cervantes
We saw men haying far off in the meadow, their heads waving like the grass which they cut. In the distance the wind seemed to bend all alike.
— Henry David Thoreau
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back.
— Tionne Rogers
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.
— Rich Vos
The Kismet soon approaches. A new dawn is on the rise. The winds of change are blowing.
— Jordan Skinner