Dirty Jokes Quotes
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Dirty Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Happiness is a decision and so as Love. If you decide to be happy then you're happy. If you decide to love then you love.
— Ann Marie Aguilar
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Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh.
— Penn Jillette
In another life, I would love to be the art guy - a production designer or a maybe even a composer.
— Fede Alvarez
Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
— Billy Joel
Once I had a "self"; now I am no more than an object.
— Emil M. Cioran
Trust me, high school ends. You graduate and get away from all the people you never want to see again-it's all good.
— Chad Michael Murray
A Wedding In Haiti is a great experience and its unaffected prose is as true a portrait of complex Haiti as you will find.
— Mark Kurlansky
I think everyone fails, but there are so many kinds of failure.
— E. M. Forster
Fidelity is seven-tenths of business success.
— James Parton
Cheap jokes and dirty minds." Patrick
— Leta Blake
if it matters to you, it matters to Him.
— Bill Johnson
You are a fucking delight, princess. It's like you know the dirty jokes in my head I'm too scared to make in front of you.
— Melanie Harlow
When you get called to come in and audition for Tarantino, it's incredibly exciting.
— Jennifer Jason Leigh
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Thought is the source of all wealth, all success, all achievement. Our dominant thoughts determine our individuality, our career, our daily life.
— Joan Bennett Kennedy
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
— Sarah Michelle Gellar
The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.
— Warren Farrell
It is always a risk to speak to the press: they are likely to report what you say.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
