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Happiness is a decision and so as Love. If you decide to be happy then you're happy. If you decide to love then you love. — Ann Marie Aguilar

Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh. — Penn Jillette

Women are small and fragile ... yet the power they hold, is unmeasureable. — Da Xia

In another life, I would love to be the art guy - a production designer or a maybe even a composer. — Fede Alvarez

Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. — Billy Joel

Once I had a "self"; now I am no more than an object. — Emil M. Cioran

Trust me, high school ends. You graduate and get away from all the people you never want to see again-it's all good. — Chad Michael Murray

A Wedding In Haiti is a great experience and its unaffected prose is as true a portrait of complex Haiti as you will find. — Mark Kurlansky

I think everyone fails, but there are so many kinds of failure. — E. M. Forster

Fidelity is seven-tenths of business success. — James Parton

Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes. — Lipman Bers

Cheap jokes and dirty minds." Patrick — Leta Blake

if it matters to you, it matters to Him. — Bill Johnson

You are a fucking delight, princess. It's like you know the dirty jokes in my head I'm too scared to make in front of you. — Melanie Harlow

When you get called to come in and audition for Tarantino, it's incredibly exciting. — Jennifer Jason Leigh

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. — Ellen DeGeneres

Thought is the source of all wealth, all success, all achievement. Our dominant thoughts determine our individuality, our career, our daily life. — Joan Bennett Kennedy

I've done nothing but fucking love you every day since the day I knew your goddamn name and you think you can walk away! I'm not letting you go! — Jay McLean

I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living. — Thom Yorke

I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest. — Sarah Michelle Gellar

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site. — Warren Farrell

It is always a risk to speak to the press: they are likely to report what you say. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Try not to cry too much because it can be pretty heart-breaking and pretty hard. — Maggie Smith