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Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I like when something makes you think after

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Megan Erickson: Haven't touched anyone since I first had my

Haven't touched anyone since I first had my hands on you." Dominic — Megan Erickson

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I like real girls. When they're in bed

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I've been getting in trouble my whole life

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Life is like sex, baby - the more

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Cat Zingano: My desire to fight comes from within ...

My desire to fight comes from within ... it's a personal journey of accomplishment, not meant to be judges or for me to judge others. — Cat Zingano

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: If you hide what you really are, then

If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I'll always push myself because that's the journey

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try

I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

I always believed you could fix whatever problems. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: When I do any stand-up, you're the writer,

When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: There was an old lady who lived in

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out! — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I think the best part of being gay

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: People have always been animals when it comes

People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Pablo Picasso: I have discovered photography. Now I can kill

I have discovered photography. Now I can kill myself. I have nothing else to learn. — Pablo Picasso

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: If it smells like fish its a dish.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I just like to make people laugh.

I just like to make people laugh. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody

Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I certainly don't walk around my home or

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I've always had my voice as a comic.

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I never go see a comic. The only

I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I want to be able to make people

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Bobcat Goldthwait: What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert

What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question. — Bobcat Goldthwait

Dice Clay Quotes By Rachel Caine: She smells better," Claire said. "And she made

She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies. — Rachel Caine

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money!

Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money! — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Ilyas Kassam: If nature has taught us anything it is

If nature has taught us anything it is that the impossible is probable — Ilyas Kassam

Dice Clay Quotes By Holly Goldberg Sloan: It would look pretty messed up to be

It would look pretty messed up to be a social worker and have dried kid blood as a permanent stain in your vehicle. — Holly Goldberg Sloan

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By John R.W. Stott: In the real world of pain, how could

In the real world of pain, how could one worship a God who was immune to it? — John R.W. Stott

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I always just loved women, but more important

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I loved my family so much when I

I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of. — Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Clay Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Stand-up is an amazing art form, I think,

Stand-up is an amazing art form, I think, because it's all about you having complete control of the situation, but absolutely none. — Jim Gaffigan