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I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. — Darynda Jones

What happened to your face?"
"Dentist."
"They're all con artists. — Emma Raveling

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you. — Sofia Vergara

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth. — Daniel Tosh

There I am then back in the saddle, in my numbed heart a prick of misgiving, like one dying of cancer obliged to consult his dentist. — Samuel Beckett

There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business. — Henry Boyd

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair — Sammy Gravano

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. — Ann Landers

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. — Charles Nelson Reilly

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist. — Gordon Korman

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport. — Timothy Olyphant

I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills — Owl City

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. — Mason Cooley

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice

It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave. — Andy Paine

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! — Janet Evanovich

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. — Tom Petty

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities. — Rodney Dangerfield

Being in love is better than being in jail, a dentist's chair, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia, but not if he doesn't love you back. — Judith Viorst

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. — George Bernard Shaw

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. — Joan Rivers

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day. — Evelyn Waugh

Parisian cousins nobody has heard from in decades now write letters begging for capons, hams, hens. The dentist is selling wine through the mail. — Anthony Doerr

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office. — Joelle Carter

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room? — George Carlin

Brita said, 'I read at home, I read in hotels, I take a book with me on a twenty-minute trip to the dentist. Then I read in the waiting room. — Don DeLillo

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist. — Amy-Jill Levine

Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes, that is boring. — Andre Leon Talley

I looked at the place with my heart beating as I had known it to do in the dentist's parlor. — Henry James

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth. — Joseph Barbera

Before I got into rock n' roll, I was going to be a dentist. — Gregg Allman

It doesn't really matter whether you grip the arms of the dentist's chair or let your hands lie in your lap. The drill drills on. — C.S. Lewis