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The reason we're successful, darling? My overall charisma, of course — Freddie Mercury

Whoever is inspired can become great.
Whoever inspires others is already great. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun. — Dennis Miller

People found it unusual to leave a job where you're the boss. — David Plotz

We can still turn the world upside down. We can be living torches for Christ today. — David Jeremiah

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet. — Dennis Miller

It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you. — Lady Bird Johnson

Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi. — Dennis Miller

Don't even leap to actions and decisions before you've found that sense of natural calm, well-being, or enthusiasm. — Frederick Dodson

When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb. — Dennis Miller

Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes! — Dennis Miller

Whom God has put asunder, why should man put together? — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week. — Dennis Miller

Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island. — Dennis Miller

What producers did was mostly recording in the studio, so it never changed our sound just that much. — Stephen Malkmus

We are all astronauts on spaceship earth — Wubbo Ockels

Your mind was given to you to use to create the person you want to be. — Steve Chandler

I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference. — Dennis Miller

The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts. — Dennis Miller

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets! — Dennis Miller

Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today? — Dennis Miller

That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO. — Dennis Miller

Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.' — Dennis Miller

The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night. — Dennis Miller

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena. — Dennis Miller

The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop. — Dennis Miller

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong. — Dennis Miller

That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche. — Dennis Miller

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day. — Dennis Miller

Misfortune is liable to make me a damn bad man — F Scott Fitzgerald

Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians. — Dennis Miller

Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet! — Dennis Miller

Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks. — Dennis Miller

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. — Dennis Miller